It’s not fair for you to be stuck at work when I’m this fucking wet.
Catalog
Holly Riordan
I hope you don’t have to work late tonight. I don’t know how much longer I can go without your cum dripping down my throat.
Come home, so I can take the vibrator out from between my legs and push your head down there.
Touch yourself. If you’re going to sext, you might as well get an orgasm out of it. That’s the entire point. So slip under your covers with a vibrator and his sexts.
Unless you’re trying to be more funny than sexy, you should skimp on the emoticons. You don’t have to put a winking face at the end of your sentence for him to understand you’re flirting. He’ll get it.
I know sexting is informal, but you should still pay attention to your spelling and your grammar. If he has to reread a sentence ten times in order to understand what you’re trying to say, he’s going to lose his hard-on.
Use crude terms. No guy wants to hear about how badly you want to stick his penis in your mouth. He wants to hear about how you’re going to suck his cock until he cums.
I can’t stop thinking about your orgasm face.
I’m rubbing my clit. But I wish I was stroking your cock.
I just reached a hand into my underwear and can’t believe how wet I am.
I’m horny AF.
I always cum harder when I’m thinking of you.
I’m wearing that thong I know you love.
You’re the hottest guy I’ve ever masturbated to.
I can’t stop fantasizing about the last time we fucked.
Every time you text me, I get wet.
I know you’re not here, but I’m still going to moan your name as I cum.
You have no idea how turned on I get when I picture your ass.
Do you want me to take pictures while I masturbate?
I wish you could see the new bra I’m wearing. It makes my tits look hot.