“Maybe I want to ask a nigga what he wants for breakfast and he replies, 'That pussy,' and he's talking about me, girl!”Tagged: Sex, breakfast, Hook Up, Sexy
“Molly: You gotta fuck a lot of frogs to get a good frog. Issa: That’s not the saying. Or any saying.”Tagged: Fuck, Sex, Frogs, Prince Charming, saying
“Molly: One day I looked up and my dick meter was all the way on E. Issa: Join the club, bitch. Dick on E, bank account on E. Life on E.”Tagged: Relatable, Life, dick, Sex, bank account
“Issa: Trying to fuck is hard. Molly: No it's not. It's like riding a bike. Issa: Yeah, I don't know how to do that either.”Tagged: Sex, Fuck, hook ups, bike, humor
“Granted, having sex with me isn't amazing, but it's like, 'Huh... Okay. Yeah, I'm satisfied. I'd do that again.'”Tagged: Sex, Amazing, Satisfied, humor, Self-Depricating