“Issa: I’m starting to resent him. Like I spent my entire 20’s with a guy I’m not even gonna end up with. Molly: I mean, well you’re still 29, you have one more year. Issa: Bitch, you’re right. I don’t have time for the bullshit anymore. Molly: What are you saying? Issa: I’m breaking up with him…”Tagged: Resent, Dating, Relationships, break ups, humor
“Molly: You gotta fuck a lot of frogs to get a good frog. Issa: That’s not the saying. Or any saying.”Tagged: Fuck, Sex, Frogs, Prince Charming, saying
“Have you noticed, Molly, that the common denominator in all your ‘can’t find a man’ bullshit is you? Yeah, let’s do the nigga rundown, Molly. One minute he’s too thirsty, the next minute he’s too distant. The next he’s too gay. And then when you find someone you actually like, you ruin it by doing…”Tagged: romance, Relationships, Dating, explicit, swearing
“Issa: Some other day, some shit went down — Kelli: Girl, did he hit you? Issa: What? No. Kelli: Okay, I like Lawrence, but I will go ape on that nigga, okay? Does he have a car? Issa: Kelli. Kelli: I'm gonna fuck that up first. Issa: He did not hit me. Okay? We're — we're just going through this,…”Tagged: Relationships, Abuse, pregnant, hit, explicit
“Molly: And I thought you said you didn't want him back. Issa: Bitch, of course I want my man back. What the fuck? I was lying.”Tagged: Dating, Relationships, break ups, lying, Saving Face
“Go for it, go for it, go! Ho for it, ho for it, ho!”Tagged: Rap, go for it, Ho, hook ups, Relationships
“Issa: It was the worst thing I could have ever done to you. And I wish I could somehow convince you it wasn't about you. You've only ever loved me. And expected me to want the best for you and I promise I did. I still do. Lawrence, I still love you so much. Lawrence: I love you too.”Tagged: Sad, break ups, bittersweet, Love, Relationships