“Issa: I’m starting to resent him. Like I spent my entire 20’s with a guy I’m not even gonna end up with. Molly: I mean, well you’re still 29, you have one more year. Issa: Bitch, you’re right. I don’t have time for the bullshit anymore. Molly: What are you saying? Issa: I’m breaking up with him…”Tagged: Resent, Dating, Relationships, break ups, humor
“Molly: You gotta fuck a lot of frogs to get a good frog. Issa: That’s not the saying. Or any saying.”Tagged: Fuck, Sex, Frogs, Prince Charming, saying
“Have you noticed, Molly, that the common denominator in all your ‘can’t find a man’ bullshit is you? Yeah, let’s do the nigga rundown, Molly. One minute he’s too thirsty, the next minute he’s too distant. The next he’s too gay. And then when you find someone you actually like, you ruin it by doing…”Tagged: romance, Relationships, Dating, explicit, swearing
“Issa: Can you teach me how to ho? Molly: Bitch, that's rude... and yes.”Tagged: Friendship, Dating, Ho, Advice, hook ups
“Molly: And I thought you said you didn't want him back. Issa: Bitch, of course I want my man back. What the fuck? I was lying.”Tagged: Dating, Relationships, break ups, lying, Saving Face
“I'm a liar, sweetie, I cheat on niggas, too. Probably shouldn't trust me or I'll hurt your feelings, boo. I don't wanna be here, but my ex won't take me back, so my broke ass is here, small talkin' over apps. I'm so dead inside, nigga, I cry every day. You should get the check and here's the tip —…”Tagged: Rap, Rapper, Ex, break ups, Dating