Elaine, he's a…he's a male bimbo, he's a mimbo.
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Jerry Seinfeld
Jerome Allen "Jerry" Seinfeld (born April 29, 1954) is an American comedian, actor, writer, producer, and director. He is known for playing a semifictional version of himself in the sitcom Seinfeld, which he created and wrote with Larry David. Seinfeld was heavily involved in the Bee Movie, in which he voiced its protagonist. In 2010, he premiered a reality series called The Marriage Ref. He directed Colin Quinn in the Broadway show Long Story Short at the Helen Hayes Theater, which ran until January 2011. He is the creator and host of the web series Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee. In his stand-up comedy career, Seinfeld is known for specializing in observational comedy, often ranting about relationships and embarrassing social situations. In 2005, Comedy Central named Seinfeld their "12th Greatest Stand-up Comedian of All Time". 2Early life Seinfeld was born in Brooklyn, New York. His father Kalmen Seinfeld collected jokes he heard while serving in World War II. His mother, Betty (née Hosni; born 1914), is of Syrian-Jewish descent; her parents Selim and Salha Hosni were from Alepp
Elaine, he's a…he's a male bimbo, he's a mimbo.
Did you know that the original title for War and Peace was War, What Is It Good For?
Did you know that the original title for War and Peace was War, What Is It Good For?
Yeah...he’s specializing in whales. He's working on lowering the cholesterol level in whales...all that blubber—quite unhealthy. You know it’s the largest mammal on earth but as George says, ‘they don't have to be.’
Yeah...he’s specializing in whales. He's working on lowering the cholesterol level in whales...all that blubber—quite unhealthy. You know it’s the largest mammal on earth but as George says, ‘they don't have to be.’
You know, George, they are doing wonderful things at mental institutions these days. I'd be happy to set up a meet and greet.
You know, George, they are doing wonderful things at mental institutions these days. I'd be happy to set up a meet and greet.
If I was a woman I'd be down at the dock waiting for the fleet to come in.
If I was a woman I'd be down at the dock waiting for the fleet to come in.
The bus is the single stupidest, fattest, slowest, most despised vehicle on the road. Isn't it? You ever notice when you get behind the bus, people in your car go, ‘what are you doing? Get away, come on.’ The back of the bus is like an eclipse, isn't it? People are just like ‘the sun, where's the…
The bus is the single stupidest, fattest, slowest, most despised vehicle on the road. Isn't it? You ever notice when you get behind the bus, people in your car go, ‘what are you doing? Get away, come on.’ The back of the bus is like an eclipse, isn't it? People are just like ‘the sun, where's the…
Do the medical journals mention anything about standing in a pool of someone else's urine?
Do the medical journals mention anything about standing in a pool of someone else's urine?
I'm just pretending I'm married to get a discount on dry-cleaning.
I'm just pretending I'm married to get a discount on dry-cleaning.
Hey believe me, baldness will catch on. When the aliens come, who do you think they're gonna relate to? Who do you think is going to be the first ones getting a tour of the ship?
I-I-I'm not crazy about used clothes. I mean they call it vintage, you know to take your mind off of what it really is ‘nasty wear.’ Oh it's clean you know people wear underwear, ya well they don't wear iron underwear and that's what it's gonna take to get me in those clothes. I mean I'll move into…
I-I-I'm not crazy about used clothes. I mean they call it vintage, you know to take your mind off of what it really is ‘nasty wear.’ Oh it's clean you know people wear underwear, ya well they don't wear iron underwear and that's what it's gonna take to get me in those clothes. I mean I'll move into…
I-I-I'm not crazy about used clothes. I mean they call it vintage, you know to take your mind off of what it really is ‘nasty wear.’ Oh it's clean you know people wear underwear, ya well they don't wear iron underwear and that's what it's gonna take to get me in those clothes. I mean I'll move into…