I don't have room in my head for yogurt.
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Julia Louis-Dreyfus
Julia Scarlett Elizabeth Louis-Dreyfus (; born January 13, 1961) is an American actress, comedienne, and producer. In television comedy, she is known for her work in Saturday Night Live (1982–1985), Seinfeld (1989–1998), The New Adventures of Old Christine (2006–2010), and Veep (2012–present). With a total of eleven Emmy Awards, eight for acting and three for producing, Louis-Dreyfus is tied with Cloris Leachman for winning more Emmy Awards than any other performer. She has also won the most Emmy Awards by a performer in the same role in a single series for her role in Veep. Louis-Dreyfus broke into comedy as a performer in The Practical Theatre Company in Chicago, Illinois, which led to her casting in the sketch show Saturday Night Live from 1982 to 1985. Her breakthrough came in 1989 with a nine-season run playing Elaine Benes on Seinfeld, one of the most critically and commercially successful sitcoms of all time. Other notable television roles include Christine Campbell in The New Adventures of Old Christine, which had a five-season run on CBS, and her role as Selina Meyer in Veep, which has been renewed by HBO for a seventh and final season. Her film roles have included Hannah and Her Sisters (1986), National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation (1989), Deconstructing Harry (1997), and Enough Said (2013). She has voiced roles in several animated films, including A Bug's Life (1998) and Planes (2013). Louis-Dreyfus has received eleven Emmy Awards, eight for acting and three for producing, with a total of 24 nominations throughout her caree
Ya, now look at me. I have a dick and balls, ok?
What is that skirt? Is it a rug?
'Cause I've met some people, ok? Real people. And a lot of them are fucking idiots.
I'm going to throw up a leg.
Who else has a bucketful of senators?
Beer makes me so gassy.
I'm the Vice President of the United States, you stupid little fuckers! These people should be begging me! That door should be half its height so that people can only approach me in my office on their goddamn, motherfucking knees!
The men get the situation room, I get the shituation room?
You have made a fuckup the size of France and you are fucking grinning about it.
I was married to a Devil Dog, but he wasn't a Marine. He was more of a devil.
Don't give me that Quaker in a titty bar look.
Europe used to be my favorite continent. Now it's not even in my Top-5.