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From “50 Of The Funniest ‘Dead Baby Jokes’ Of All Time”

“What is red and goes round and round? A baby in a garbage disposal.”

Tagged: Dead Baby Jokes

“What is brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole.”

Tagged: Dead Baby Jokes

“What do you get when you have sex with a pregnant woman? A baby with a black eye!”

Tagged: pregnant, Black Eye

“What do you call a baby on a stick? A Kebaby.”

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“What do you call a dead baby pinned to your wall? Art.”

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“What is red and hangs around trees? A baby hit by a snow blower.”

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“What bounces up and down at 100MPH? A baby tied to the back of a truck.”

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“How do you make a dead baby float? A glass of soda water and two scoops of baby.”

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“How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.”

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“How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.”

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“What is the difference between a baby and an onion? No one cries when you chop up the baby.”

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“What is funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume.”

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“How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender.”

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From “Job”

“I have uttered what I did not understand, things too wonderful for me, which I did not know.”

Tagged: Wonder, When Words Fail, Bible Quotes

From “Urban Dictionary”

“Cheeki Breeki.”

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From “Psalm 23”

“Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil, for you are with me; your rod and your staff, they comfort me.”

Tagged: Psalm 23:4, Even when I walk through the darkest valley, God Comforts

From “A Season of Grief ”

“Perhaps they are not stars, but rather openings in heaven where the love of our lost ones pours through and shines down upon us to let us know they are happy.”

Tagged: Grief, Death, What To Say To Someone After They Have Lost Someone, Loss Of Someone, Dealing With Death

From “5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners”

“Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.”

Tagged: What Escapes Us, Making Ourselves Feel Better After We Lost Something, Almsot Had It, Fishing Jokes, Fishing

“Talking to me in the morning is like trying to tribble a ball with not enough air in it.”

Tagged: Similes, Not A Morning Person, Morning

“The last time I was involved in sex, I was a sperm.”

Tagged: Sex, Not Getting Laid, Sperm