“Yo mama’s so dumb she sold her car for gas money.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Yo mama jokes, dumb, insults
“Yo mama is so stank she used Secret deodorant and it told.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Yo mama jokes, Secret Deodorant, Stank, insults
“Yo mama’s so fat she doesn’t need Internet because she’s already World Wide.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Yo mama jokes, Fat shaming, Internet, insults
“Yo mama is so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Yo mama jokes, Stupid, M&Ms, You're Fired, insults
“Yo mama’s so stupid she thinks Tupac Shakur is a Jewish holiday.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Yo mama jokes, Tupac Shakur, Jewish Holidays, insults
“Yo mama is so fat she has to use diet soap.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Yo mama jokes, Fat shaming, insults
“Yo mama’s so fat, when the doctor diagnosed her with a deadly flesh-eating disease he gave her 10 years to live.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Yo mama jokes, Fat shaming, insults
“Yo mama so dumb, she returned a puzzle to the store thinkin’ it was broken.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Yo mama jokes, dumb, insults
“Yo mama is so unfamiliar with the gym that she calls it James.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Yo mama jokes, gym, insults
“Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was a prince.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Yo mama jokes, Burger King, Old, Ageism, insults
“Yo mama’s such a ho that ‘Who’s your daddy?’ is a multiple-choice question.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Yo mama jokes, Ho, Multiple Choice Question, insults
“Yo mama’s had the clap so many times her doctor treats her for applause.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Yo mama jokes, Gonorrhea, STDs, insults
“Yo mama is so fat I have to take a bus to get on her good side.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Yo mama jokes, Fat shaming, insults
“Yo mama’s so fat, she’s got triabetes.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Yo mama jokes, Fat shaming, insults, Diabetes, Triabetes
“Yo mama’s so ugly, your dad takes her to work with him every day so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Yo mama jokes, insults, ugly
“Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Yo mama jokes, insults, ugly
“Yo mama so fat, if she walks by the TV you miss all three Lord of the Rings movies.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Yo mama jokes, Fat shaming, Lord of The Rings
“Yo mama’s so fat that when she fell in love she broke it.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Yo mama jokes, Fat shaming, insults
“Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Yo mama jokes, Fat shaming, Christmas
“Yo mama is so nasty, she pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh!”— Unknown, tcat.tcTagged: Yo mama jokes, insults, Crabs, Genital Lice