“Malory: Alright! I'll think about it. Pam: Is that a real 'you'll think about it,' or a 'Pam, if your pig Leon wins a blue ribbon at the county fair, maybe we won't kill him and eat him for Easter dinner and render what's left into soap,' 'you'll think about it?'”— Adam Reed, Pam (voice), Amber Nash, imdb.comTagged: Thinking About it, real, Let Down, Maybe, Undecided
“Malory: ...and then, give me the file I asked for! Ray: Yeah, why don't I shove a broom up my ass and sweep the floor while I'm at it?”— Ray Gillette (voice), Adam Reed, imdb.comTagged: Broom, ass, Sweep, multitask, demands
“Milk comes from Mexicans? Oh my God, what's cereal made from?!”— Adam Reed, Cheryl Tunt (voice), Judy Greer, imdb.comTagged: milk, Mexican, cereal, Questions, worry
“Archer: Thank you... What was your name again? Rodney: Rodney. Archer: Thank you. Asshole.”— Adam Reed, Sterling Archer (voice), H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.comTagged: Rude, asshole, Sassy
“Pam: This is Rodney, he's the new... whatever... gun librarian. Rodney: Armory supervisor!”— Adam Reed, Pam (voice), Amber Nash, imdb.comTagged: Guns, Army Supervisor, Gun Librarian, Keeper of Guns, New
“Sour mix? In a margarita? What is this, Auschwitz?”— Adam Reed, Sterling Archer (voice), H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.comTagged: Sour Mix, Margarita, Wrong Mix, Gross, Torture
“Speaking of, you see the bulge on that towel boy? Man, if I was you, I'd be in this spa 25/8.”— Adam Reed, Pam (voice), Amber Nash, imdb.comTagged: Bulge, Towel Boy, 24/7, Longer than 24/7, spa