Movie
by Adam Sandler, Sonny Koufax, Joey Lauren Adams, Layla Maloney, Kristy Swanson and 40 others
A lazy law school grad adopts a kid to impress his girlfriend, but everything doesn't go as planned and he becomes the unlikely foster father.
(35 total)
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“Sonny was real nice to the kid. Wish my father was like him. My father was a military man. Guess I wasn't such a good soldier. Anyways, when I was 35, he tried to give me a crew cut while I was asleep. I woke up, broke his arm, haven't seen him since. I'd rather live in a dumpster then under his fre…”
— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Steve Franks, Homeless Guy, Steve Buscemi, imdb.com
“Julian: [after finding out he has to be taken from Sonny by the social services] You don't want me here anymore? Sonny: [close to tears] No, that's not it, pal. You just have to go away for a while. Julian: How long am I going away for? Sonny: [trying not to cry] I don't want to lie to you. I don't…”
— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Steve Franks, Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath, Cole Sprouse, imdb.com
“Sonny: [Julian is bouncing up and down in front of the TV on a rubber ball] Hey. Julian: Hey! Sonny: You like hockey? Julian: You like hockey? Sonny: This is a big, important game. Julian: This is a big, important game! Sonny: Cut the crap. Julian: Cut the crap! Sonny: I'm being serious, don't do th…”
— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Steve Franks, Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath, Cole Sprouse, imdb.com
“Julian: I wipe my own ass. Nazo: Me, too.”
— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Steve Franks, Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath, Cole Sprouse, imdb.com
“Julian: But after my nap I always watch the Kangaroo Song. Sonny: It's overtime right now and there's a penalty shot about to take place. This happens about once every ten years so... Julian: Kangaroo song, kangaroo song, kangaroo song, KANGAROO SONG! Sonny: ALLLRRIIIGGGHTT! God you were normal yest…”
— Tim Herlihy, Adam Sandler, Steve Franks, Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath, Cole Sprouse, imdb.com