“Jessi: Okay, I admit some of these girls are kind of pretty, but my mom says real beauty is on the inside. Hormone Monstress: So is your colon, and that's packed with crap”— Kelly Galuska, Constance the Hormone Monstress , Maya Rudolph, imdb.comTagged: beauty, colon, Real Beauty
“Gena: You're like a little Muggsy Bogues. Nick: Well, you know, Muggsy Bogues is already pretty little, but thanks.”— Kelly Galuska, Nick Birch, Nick Kroll, imdb.comTagged: Muggsy Bogues, Smaller Than Muggsy Bogues, Short People, Gena Alvarez
“Andrew, I think the mother and the sister are about to fuck.”— Kelly Galuska, Maurice "Maury" Hormone Monster, Nick Kroll, imdb.com
“I gotta be honest with you. I know I seem like a real gigolo, but actually I’m a little nervous because I’m a total virgin.”— Joe Wengert, Coach Steve, Nick Kroll, imdb.comTagged: Gigolo, Honesty, virgin, awkward, Uncomfortable
“Coach Steve: I feel kind of nervous, you know? I’m just a little fuzzy on the details. Hormone Monster: Come on, you got it baby. Coach Steve: I think I put my pener in her sweetie? Hormone Monster: That’s it, man! Your penner is a choo-choo train and her sweetie is a townie.”— Joe Wengert, Coach Steve, Nick Kroll, imdb.comTagged: Nervous, Details, fuzzy, Sex, explicit
“Shame Wizard: You truly are an enigma. Coach Steve: You're not supposed to say that word anymore.”— Joe Wengert, Coach Steve, Nick Kroll, imdb.comTagged: Enigma, humor, Misunderstanding, awkward, Misheard
“Jenna Bilzerian: Steve, do you ever get lonely? Coach Steve: Of course not. I remain lonely.”— Joe Wengert, Coach Steve, Nick Kroll, imdb.comTagged: Lonely, remain, Sad, pathetic, humor