“Peralta: This envelope contains my inheritance from my uncle, he died a year ago. He was so rich, he had a whole room in his house just to eat in. Gina: You mean like a dining room? Peralta: Yeah. But in Manhattan.”— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.comTagged: rich, Money, Dining Room, Manhattan
“Diaz: Look, man. Nobody's ever gonna see that footage; the case was cut and dry. It's not like I'm dying to tell anyone I saw your- Boyle: Benny and the Jets.”— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Charles Boyle, Joe Lo Truglio, imdb.comTagged: penis, nude, Naked, awkward
“Sharon: Guys? My water just broke. Peralta: Don't worry about that, we'll just get you another one- oh, you mean your body water! That's much worse!”— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.comTagged: pregnant, Water Broke, Delievery
“I gotta say, the Chinese know how to make a terrible Scotch.”— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Terry Jeffords, Terry Crews, imdb.comTagged: Scotch, Drinking, Gross, Drunk, Strong
“Peralta: Sir, we just caught a serial killer! I've wanted this since I was four years old! Holt: That's troubling.”— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Captain Ray Holt, Andre Braugher, imdb.comTagged: Goals, Troubling, strange, ambitions
“Amy: Yeah. I hope it wasn't a mistake. Peralta: 'I hope it wasn't a mistake,' title of your sex tape? [gasps] Title of our sex tape!”— Daniel J. Goor, Michael Schur, Jake Peralta, Andy Samberg, imdb.comTagged: mistake, Sex, Regrets, sex tape