Season 1

“You just can't help yourself, can you? You just have to fuck everyone for yourself.”

— Zander Lehmann, Laura, Tara Lynne Barr, imdb.com

“Relationships don't they don't exist in the world of right and wrong. They just you know, they work when they work, and they don't when they don't.”

— Halsted Sullivan, Emmy, Eliza Coupe, imdb.com

“Do you think Jesus was a narcissist?”

— Zander Lehmann, Alex Cole, Tommy Dewey, imdb.com

“You put on a bright smile, push that pain down nice and deep, and pretend to be pleasant.”

— Harris Danow, Zander Lehmann, imdb.com

“Well, sometimes even a blind pig finds a truffle.”

— Halsted Sullivan, Gary, Mike Agresta, imdb.com

“Well, a bat is longer and easier to swing, but I think we should go with a hammer, 'cause it's nearly impossible to block.”

— Harris Danow, Alex Cole, Tommy Dewey, imdb.com

“As soon as the sun would go down, they'd unlock the doors, and people would come in, go out new faces every night. And I'd wake up to go to the bathroom, and there'd be some naked woman in the hall or two strangers fucking on the couch. After a while, I just couldn't do it, you know? So I waited for…”

— Harris Danow, Zander Lehmann, Alex Cole, Tommy Dewey, imdb.com

“As soon as the sun would go down, they'd unlock the doors, and people would come in, go out new faces every night. And I'd wake up to go to the bathroom, and there'd be some naked woman in the hall or two strangers fucking on the couch. After a while, I just couldn't do it, you know? So I waited for…”

— Harris Danow, Zander Lehmann, Alex Cole, Tommy Dewey, imdb.com

“A sexually active woman is a powerful force. She exudes the scent.”

— Liz Tigelaar, Dawn, Frances Conroy, imdb.com

“Thought I'd do the whole surf-bum thing, but it turns out I don't like surfers or bums.”

— Harris Danow, Nathan Jackson, Zander Lehmann, Alex Cole, Tommy Dewey, imdb.com

“Everyone's so used to being photographed these days that no one knows what an honest, unselfconscious moment looks like.”

— Sheila Callaghan, Michael Carr, Patrick Heusinger, imdb.com

“Oh, my God, I want to murder her. I do, I want to twist her fucking neck—until her smug face pops off.”

— Sheila Callaghan, Valerie Meyers, Michaela Watkins, imdb.com

“Yeah, what kind of world do we live in where we kill the unwanted?”

— Zander Lehmann, Alex Cole, Tommy Dewey, imdb.com

“At first I felt the same, but sometimes the best idea needs to be a bad idea.”

— Zander Lehmann, Alex Cole, Tommy Dewey, imdb.com

“I am not gonna sleep with that guy, okay? He smells like college.”

— Zander Lehmann, Valerie Meyers, Michaela Watkins, imdb.com

“The desire for love is a powerful thing.”

— Halsted Sullivan, Dawn, Frances Conroy, imdb.com

“Do you think sending photos of your penis is a good way to get a woman's attention, or is respectful, or even remotely welcome?”

— Sheila Callaghan, Dawn, Frances Conroy, imdb.com

“Just because no one has loved you yet doesn't mean you're unlovable.”

— Sheila Callaghan, Dawn, Frances Conroy, imdb.com

“Please stop pretending that I haven't seen a dick before.”

— Sheila Callaghan, Laura, Tara Lynne Barr, imdb.com

“Sometimes you want something so bad, you construct this fantasy that it's all going to work out. And it never does.”

— Zander Lehmann, Alex Cole, Tommy Dewey, imdb.com