Movie

Dirty Grandpa

by John Phillips, Jason Kelly, Zac Efron, Robert De Niro, Julianne Hough and 150 others

Jason Kelly is one week away from marrying his boss's uber-controlling daughter, putting him on the fast track for a partnership at the law firm. However, when the straight-laced Jason is tricked into driving his foul-mouthed grandfather, Dick, to Daytona

(5 total)

Characters

John Phillips (5)Jason Kelly (3)Aubrey Plaza (2)Zac Efron (2)Lenore (2)

“Lenore: I like your pull-out couch. Dick Kelly: Yeah? Well I got news for you, that’s the only thing that’s gonna be pulling out tonight.”

— John Phillips, Lenore, Aubrey Plaza, imdb.com

Tagged: Pull-Out Couch, rhythm method, Double Entendres

“Dick Kelly: The greatest gift a grandson can give his grandfather is a hot college girl who wants to have unprotected sex with her before he dies. Jason Kelly: You know, most grandpas just want toffee or socks.”

— John Phillips, Jason Kelly, Zac Efron, imdb.com

Tagged: Unprotected Sex, Hookers, Hot College Girls, Toffee, Socks

“I want you to tear open my bra like it’s a Social Security check. Now fumble around and pretend like you’re trying to find your glasses.”

— John Phillips, Lenore, Aubrey Plaza, imdb.com

Tagged: Come-ons, bra, Social Security Check, Elderly Sex

“No. Hey, you know one in three of these girls have herpes. Even if you can’t see it.”

— John Phillips, Jason Kelly, Zac Efron, imdb.com

Tagged: Herpes, Invisible Herpes

“Dick Kelly: I haven’t had sex in fifteen years, and I want fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck! Jason Kelly: I’m gonna throw up.”

— John Phillips, Jason Kelly, imdb.com

Tagged: Sex, Abstinence, Horny, Vomit