Season

Season 1

by Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Jenny Rainsford, Olivia Colman, Hugh Skinner, Sian Clifford and 5 others

A hilarious, poignant window into the mind of a dry-witted, angry, grief-riddled woman.

(34 total)

Characters

Phoebe Waller-Bridge (58)Fleabag (26)Godmother (3)Olivia Colman (3)Sian Clifford (2)Claire (2)Dad (1)Hugh Skinner (1)Bill Paterson (1)Harry (1)

“Jesus, why do daughters get to say that they're fucked up by their fathers, when it's so often the other way around.”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Dad, Bill Paterson, imdb.com

Tagged: daughters, Fathers, Messed Up

“Hey. Do you still wank about me sometimes?”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Fleabag, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, imdb.com

Tagged: Question, Sex, Relationships

“There's always a stage when someone's falling in love with you that they lose their erection.”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Fleabag, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, imdb.com

Tagged: Love, Sex, Intimacy

“I will be touched until the day I die.”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Godmother, Olivia Colman, imdb.com

Tagged: Touched, Death, Sex, sexual

“Yeah, he's horrifically hot. You're gonna puke when you see him.”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Fleabag, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, imdb.com

Tagged: Hot, puke, Disgusted, Attractive

“It's a sad day. Sad, sad day. I'll get the champagne.”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Godmother, Olivia Colman, imdb.com

Tagged: Sad, champagne, Ironic

“I just want to cry. All the time.”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Fleabag, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, imdb.com

Tagged: cry, Tears, Sob

“Don't let other people get in the way of what you really want.”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Fleabag, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, imdb.com

Tagged: Life, Wants, Needs

“It's like having sex with a protractor.”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Fleabag, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, imdb.com

Tagged: Simile Examples, Sex, Protractor

“I don't think you have to be alone to be lonely.”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Fleabag, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, imdb.com

Tagged: Alone, lonley, Feelings

“Just wrap your willy up in a bow and screw her.”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Fleabag, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, imdb.com

Tagged: present, Gift, Sex

“I don't carry a vagina around with me. That'd be way too provocative.”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Fleabag, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, imdb.com

Tagged: Vagina, Provocative, sexual

“I haven't farted in about three years.”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Claire, Sian Clifford, imdb.com

Tagged: Fart, years

“Don't make me hate you. Loving you is painful enough.”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Harry, Hugh Skinner, imdb.com

Tagged: Hate, Love, Pain

“I wish he'd just fuck me. All he wants to do is make love.”

— Fleabag, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, imdb.com

Tagged: Sex, Love, Relationships

“Oh. Dropped my cucumber.”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Fleabag, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, imdb.com

Tagged: Cucumber , accident

“I'm not obsessed with sex. I just can't stop thinking about it. The performance of it. The awkwardness of it. The drama of it.”

— Fleabag, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, imdb.com

Tagged: Obsessed, Sex, Thinking, Performance, Drama

“I took half an hour trying to look nice, and I ended up looking amazing.”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Fleabag, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, imdb.com

Tagged: getting ready, looking nice, Amazing, Self-Love

“Tits don't get you anywhere these days. Trust me.”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Fleabag, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, imdb.com

Tagged: trust me, Experience

“I have a horrible feeling that I'm a greedy, perverted, selfish, apathetic, cynical, depraved, morally bankrupt woman who can't even call herself a feminist.”

— Phoebe Waller-Bridge, Fleabag, Phoebe Waller-Bridge, imdb.com

Tagged: Horrible Feeling , Feminist, Perverted, Selfish, Self-Loathing