Season

Season 3

by Stephen Guarino, Seth Morris, Megan Mullally, Eliza Coupe, Elisha Cuthbert and 9 others

The third and final season of Happy Endings, an American television series. ABC officially renewed Happy Endings for a third and final season on May 11, 2012. It was also announced it would move to a new time-slot on Tuesdays at 9:00pm, as a lead-in to Do

(10 total)

Characters

David Caspe (10)Elisha Cuthbert (5)Alex Kerkovich (5)Penny Hartz (2)Casey Wilson (2)Adam Pally (1)Fred Goss (1)Eliza Coupe (1)Jane Williams (1)Derrick (1)

“It's better to be memorable than boring.”

— David Caspe, Alex Kerkovich, Elisha Cuthbert, imdb.com

Tagged: Memorable, Boring, Advice

“Hey, forgetti and meatballs, Jason Bourne called, and he says he remembers more stuff than you.”

— David Caspe, Jane Williams, Eliza Coupe, imdb.com

Tagged: Jason Bourne, Diss, remember

“Ghosts are real. Just like warlocks and doulas.”

— David Caspe, Alex Kerkovich, Elisha Cuthbert, imdb.com

Tagged: Ghosts, real, warlock, Doulas

“Okay, as someone who's dated enough gay guys to earn the nickname 'will she ever learn?,' I cannot allow you to keep wasting this girl's time.”

— David Caspe, Penny Hartz, Casey Wilson, imdb.com

Tagged: Dating, learn, Lessons

“Everyone needs two naps per day.”

— David Caspe, Alex Kerkovich, Elisha Cuthbert, imdb.com

Tagged: Naps, Sleep, Rest

“All that matters is me and you.”

— David Caspe, Penny Hartz, Casey Wilson, imdb.com

Tagged: Love, romance

“I'm not as dumb as I am.”

— David Caspe, Alex Kerkovich, Elisha Cuthbert, imdb.com

Tagged: dumb, Stupid

“You wanted me to be happy? I almost was, and then you ruined it. So if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go home, hard-boil an egg, and eat it on the toilet. L'Chaim.”

— David Caspe, Max Blum, Adam Pally, imdb.com

Tagged: Happy, ruin, upset

“Alex: OK, let's do this. What's my gay category? Derrick: OK, you're a twink, but I've seen you eat so you're a sloppy twink, which is not as much fun as it sounds. Penny, you drink a lot, you are really loud and you have a lot of embarrassing stories about dating. Bitch, you are a hag. Penny: But I…”

— David Caspe, Derrick, Stephen Guarino, imdb.com

Tagged: gay, Type, Category

“Recycle? What is this, Portland?”

— David Caspe, Fred Goss, Alex Kerkovich, Elisha Cuthbert, imdb.com

Tagged: Recycling, Portland, Sassy