Season

Parks and Recreation Season 2

by Amy Poehler, Nick Offerman, Aubrey Plaza, Aziz Ansari, Retta and 10 others

The second season of Parks and Recreation originally aired in the United States on the NBC television network starting September 17, 2009, and ended on May 20, 2010. The season was produced by Deedle-Dee Productions and Universal Media Studios, and series

(17 total)

Characters

Nick Offerman (12)Ron Swanson (12)Mike Scully (5)Amy Poehler (4)Rachel Axler (4)Leslie Knope (3)Ann Perkins (2)Rashida Jones (2)Katie Dippold (2)Aisha Muharrar (1)

“So you talked to Tammy? What's it like to stare into the eye of Satan's butthole?”

— Mike Scully, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

Tagged: ex-wife, satan, Butthole, scary, demon

“Pawnee's Library Department is the most diabolical, ruthless bunch of bureaucrats I've ever seen. They're like a biker gang but instead of shotguns and crystal meth they use political savvy and shhhing.”

— Mike Scully, Leslie Knope, Amy Poehler, imdb.com

Tagged: Diabolical, Ruthless, Biker Gang, Political Savvy

“Halloween is my favorite holiday. It's just the best. And I don't have to work! Hey slutty teenage girls dressed as sexy kittens, pump your own stomachs this year!!”

— Michael Schur, Ann Perkins, Rashida Jones, imdb.com

Tagged: Halloween, holiday, slutty, costumes, Stomach Pumped

“You know, in the 1880's, there were a few years that were pretty rough and tumble in Pawnee. This depicts kind of a famous fight between Reverend Bradley and Annabeth Stevenson, a widowed mother of seven. The original title of this was 'A Lively Fisting.' But y'know, they had to change it for...obvi…”

— Katie Dippold, Leslie Knope, Amy Poehler, imdb.com

Tagged: rough, Tumble, violent, Famous Fight, Fisting

“I was born ready. I'm Ron Fucking Swanson.”

— Rachel Axler, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

Tagged: born, Born Ready, confident, Pride

“I would like to be President someday so no I have not smoked marijuana. I ate a brownie once at a party in college. It was intense. It was kind of indescribable actually. I felt like I was floating. Turns out there wasn't any pot in the brownie, it was just an insanely good brownie.”

— Rachel Axler, Leslie Knope, Amy Poehler, imdb.com

Tagged: Brownie, Pot Brownie, President, College Basketball, Tasty

“When Andy and I used to go the movies, he would always try to guess the ending of the movie. And he would always guess that the main character had been dead the whole time. Even when we saw Ratatouille.”

— Rachel Axler, Ann Perkins, Rashida Jones, imdb.com

Tagged: Movies, Ending, main character, dead, Ratatouille

“Strippers do nothing for me…but I will take a free breakfast buffet anytime, anyplace.”

— Harris Wittels, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

Tagged: Strippers, Breakfast Buffet, Breakfast Food

“I like saying ‘No.’ It lowers their enthusiasm.”

— Aisha Muharrar, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

Tagged: Saying No, Enthusiasm, Demoralization

“Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Don’t teach a man to fish…and feed yourself. He’s a grown man. And fishing’s not that hard.”

— Amy Poehler, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

Tagged: charity, Give a Man a Fish, Fishing

“Are you going to tell a man that he can’t fart in his own car?”

— Mike Scully, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

Tagged: Fart

“Leslie: Why would anybody ever eat anything besides breakfast food? Ron: People are idiots, Leslie.”

— Katie Dippold, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

Tagged: Breakfast Food, idiots

“I’m a simple man. I like pretty, dark-haired women, and breakfast food.”

— Mike Scully, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

Tagged: Simple Man, Pretty Women, Brunettes, Breakfast Food

“I call this turf ‘n’ turf. It’s a 16-ounce T-bone and a 24-ounce porterhouse. Also, whiskey and a cigar. I am going to consume all of this at the same time because I am a free American.”

— Alan Yang, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

Tagged: Carnivore, Meat-Eaters, Surf 'n' Turf, Turf "n' Turf, Porterhouse

“Child labor laws are ruining this country.”

— Rachel Axler, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

Tagged: child libor, Laws, country, ruin

“I like saying ‘No,’ it lowers their enthusiasm.”

— Greg Daniels, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

Tagged: lowers, Enthusiasm, Saying No

“On my deathbed, my final wish is to have my ex-wives rush to my side so I can use my dying breath to tell them both to go to hell one last time.”

— Mike Scully, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com

Tagged: deathbed, final wish, Ex-Wives, Go to Hell