Season 1

“You jerk off too much. And wash between your toes.”

— Ari Katcher, Ryan Welch, Ramy Youssef, Maz Siam, Old Hajj, imdb.com

“That place is where I learned to just give in.”

— Ramy Youssef, Amani, Rosaline Elbay, imdb.com

“I'm in America I don't know myself. I don't know what to do.”

— Ramy Youssef, Ramy, Ramy Youssef, imdb.com

“Let's be a unit while we're driving, so we don't die.”

— Ramy Youssef, Ramy, Ramy Youssef, imdb.com

“I came here to get clarity, not hook up.”

— Ramy Youssef, Ramy, Ramy Youssef, imdb.com

“I can't just go to a party on the Upper East Side. I can't just use apps to meet people.”

— Ryan Welch, Steve, Steve Way, imdb.com

“We're not fucking good people here.”

— Ryan Welch, Salma, Poorna Jagannathan, imdb.com

“But I love hearing you speak in French. Reminds me of the old days, when we just met. When we were young and you'd curse me out in French. I used to make you angry just to hear you speak in French.”

— Ramy Youssef, Farouk Hassan, Amr Waked, imdb.com

“Do you know how weird it is to be nothing?”

— Bridget Bedard, Jake Lacy, Kyle, imdb.com

“Just let them say whatever they want and then do whatever you want.”

— Bridget Bedard, Ramy, Ramy Youssef, imdb.com

“I wanna just, you know, spend some time with me and then figure out what I want from someone else.”

— Sahar Jahani, Ramy, Ramy Youssef, imdb.com

“You look like a Russian basketball coach.”

— Sahar Jahani, Ramy, Ramy Youssef, imdb.com

“If you're gonna do it, do it.”

— Sahar Jahani, Sarah, Molly Gordon, imdb.com

“It's not about adding up every good deed versus bad deed. 'Cause if it was, none of us would have a chance. It's about your heart.”

— Minhal Baig , Janitor, Michael Chernus, imdb.com

“They're not Jew curls. They belong to the whole region.”

— Minhal Baig , Ramy, Ramy Youssef, imdb.com

“Nothing on earth is conflict-free. It's bullshit. It's like recycling.”

— Minhal Baig , Uncle Naseem, Laith Nakli, imdb.com

“And I believe in God. I really do, man. There's too many signs. Like, one time this girl texted me two minutes after I jerked off to her Facebook photo. We didn't talk for months, and then out of nowhere, she texted me 'Sup?' Like, you're gonna tell me this shit isn't all connected.”

— Ryan Welch, Ari Katcher, Ramy Youssef, Ramy, Ramy Youssef, imdb.com

“I'm, like, in this little Muslim box in your head, and I'm the wife or the mother of your kids, right? I'm not supposed to cum.”

— Ryan Welch, Ari Katcher, Ramy Youssef, Nour, Dina Shihabi, imdb.com

“You're just filling this void inside of you with a woman, and it's ruining my life.”

— Ryan Welch, Ari Katcher, Ramy Youssef, Dena, May Calamawy, imdb.com

“Tinder doesn't really have shit on our moms.”

— Ryan Welch, Ari Katcher, Ramy Youssef, Ramy, Ramy Youssef, imdb.com