Episode

Rixty Minutes

by Bryan Newton, Justin Roiland, Tom Kauffman, Jerry Smith (voice), Chris Parnell and 1 others

Rick hacks the cable box, but the family are distracted by another one of his inventions.

(4 total)

Characters

Justin Roiland (5)Tom Kauffman (3)Dan Harmon (3)Jerry Smith (voice) (2)Chris Parnell (2)Morty Smith (voice) (1)Ryan Ridley (1)Summer Smith (voice) (1)Spencer Grammer (1)

“You're the little brother. You're not the cause of your parents' misery, you're just a symptom of it.”

— Tom Kauffman, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Summer Smith (voice), Spencer Grammer, imdb.com

Tagged: Brother, Siblings, Misery, Symptom

“All this time, you've been thinking, 'What if that loser Jerry hadn't talked me out of the abortion?' Well, now you know, you'd be a doctor. Whoop-dee-doo. You'd also be drinking wine, alone in a house full of exotic birds. And I'd be on DiCaprio's yacht, banging Kristen Stewart!”

— Ryan Ridley, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Jerry Smith (voice), Chris Parnell, imdb.com

Tagged: Loser, Marriage, Abortion, Wine, Exotic Birds

“Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody's gonna die. Come watch TV.”

— Tom Kauffman, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Morty Smith (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com

Tagged: TV, Existence, Belonging, Death

“Beth: When two people create a life together, they set aside their previous lives as individuals. Jerry: Gimme a break! We're not heroes for having unprotected sex on prom night.”

— Justin Roiland, Tom Kauffman, Jerry Smith (voice), Chris Parnell, imdb.com

Tagged: Marriage, Sex, Unprotected Sex, Prom Night