Episode

The Pick

by Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Tom Cherones, Wayne Knight, Heidi Swedberg and 10 others

Elaine is humiliated when she accidentally shows a bit too much on her Christmas card photo, that she has sent out to everyone she knows. Jerry has a date with the model from the plane, she later dumps Jerry because of "The Pick." George tries to reunite

(9 total)

Characters

Larry David (9)Jason Alexander (4)George Costanza (4)Cosmo Kramer (3)Michael Richards (3)Jerry Seinfeld (2)Elaine Benes (1)Julia Louis-Dreyfus (1)

“You know, I try to take care of myself. I—I watch what I eat. Ah, just recently I cut out fructose.”

— Larry David, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Fitness, Fructose

“You think Louie Pasteur and his wife had anything in common? He was in the fields all day with the cows, you know with the milk, examining the milk, delving into milk, consumed with milk. Pasteurization, Homogenization. She was in the kitchen killing cockroaches with a boot on each hand.”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Louis Pasteur, Cockroaches, milk, Compatibility

“I'm not stable? I'm like a rock. I take these glasses off, you can't tell the difference between me and a rock. I put these glasses on a rock. You know what jumps into most people's minds? Costanza.”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Stability, Mental Illness

“I guarantee you that Moses was a picker. You wander through the desert for forty years with that dry air. You telling me you're not going to have occasion to clean house a little bit?”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Moses, Nose-Picking, Desert, Bible

“Now what does the little man inside you say? See you gotta listen to the little man.”

— Larry David, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Trust, Intuition, Advice

“You know your whole life you go through painstaking efforts to hide your nipple and then BOOM, suddenly hundreds of people get their own personal shot of it.”

— Larry David, Elaine Benes, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com

Tagged: Nip Slips, Privacy

“CALVIN KLEIN? No, no. That's my idea. They, they stole my idea. You see I had the idea of a cologne that makes you smell like you just came from the beach.”

— Larry David, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

Tagged: Calvin Klein, beach, cologne, Plagiarism

“A beautiful successful intelligent woman's in love with me, and I throw it all away. Uh-oh boy. Now I'll spend the rest of my life living alone. I'll sit in my disgusting little apartment watching basketball games, eating Chinese take-out. Walking around with no underwear. Because I'm too lazy to do…”

— Larry David, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com

Tagged: Success, Love, laziness, Sloth

“That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

Tagged: Christmas, Scrooge, charity, selfishness, Thrift