Season 2

“Is your vagina in the New York City guidebooks? Because it should be, it's the hottest spot in town! It's always open!”

— Terri Minsky, Charlotte York, Kristin Davis, imdb.com

“And then I realized something, twenty-something girls are just fabulous, until you see one with the man who broke your heart.”

— Darren Star, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com

“Charlotte: Early dinner with bachelor number one, late supper with bachelor number two. Samantha: My god, you're turning into a man!”

— Darren Star, Merrill Markoe, Samantha Jones, Kim Cattrall, imdb.com

“The only place you can control a man is in bed. If we perpetually gave men blow jobs we could run the world!”

— Jenny Bicks, Samantha Jones, Kim Cattrall, imdb.com

“After we made love I knew it was over. Did I ever really love Big or was I addicted to the pain? The exquisite pain of wanting someone so unattainable?”

— Ollie Levy, Michael Patrick King, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com

“Carrie: You've never seen an uncircumcised one? Charlotte: I'm from Connecticut!”

— Jenny Bicks, Charlotte York, Kristin Davis, imdb.com

“Charlotte: I just don't understand. How could you forget someone you slept with? Carrie: Toto, I don't think we're in single digits anymore.”

— Cindy Chupack, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com

“I don't have enough time to tell you what's wrong with corduroy.”

— Darren Star, Miranda Hobbes, Cynthia Nixon, imdb.com

“You can't listen to every fucking little voice that runs through your head. It'll drive you nuts.”

— Darren Star, Samantha Jones, Kim Cattrall, imdb.com

“Carrie: Well, I think maybe there's a cheating curve. That someone's definition of what constitutes cheating is in direct proportion to how much they themselves want to cheat. Miranda: That's moral relativism! Carrie: I prefer to think of it as quantum cheating.”

— Darren Star, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com

“Samantha: If I had a son, I'd teach him all about sex. Carrie: If you had a son, we'd call Social Services!”

— Michael Patrick King, Samantha Jones, Kim Cattrall, imdb.com

“Nobody told me it was BYO man!”

— Darren Star, Samantha Jones, Kim Cattrall, imdb.com

“When did being alone become the modern-day equivalent of being a leper? Will Manhattan restaurants soon be divided up into sections -- smoking, non-smoking, single, non-single?”

— Michael Patrick King, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com

“Miranda: I'm sorry, if a man is over thirty and single, there's something wrong with him. It's Darwinian. They're being weeded out or propagating the species. Carrie: Okay, well, what about us? Miranda: We're just choosy.”

— Jenny Bicks, Miranda Hobbes, Cynthia Nixon, imdb.com

“It's a cashmere-acle!”

— Darren Star, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com

“Sex is not a time to chat. In fact, it's one of the few instances in my overly articulated, exceedingly verbal life where it is perfectly appropriate -- if not preferable -- to shut up. And now suddenly I have to worry about being stumped for conversation? -- no thank you.”

— Darren Star, Miranda Hobbes, Cynthia Nixon, imdb.com

“How did it happen that four such smart women have nothing to talk about but boyfriends? It's like seventh grade with bank accounts.”

— Michael Patrick King, Miranda Hobbes, Cynthia Nixon, imdb.com

“I always like a good math solution to any love problem.”

— Michael Patrick King, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com

“Maybe some women aren’t meant to be tamed. Maybe they need to run free. Until they find someone, just as wild to run with.”

— Terri Minsky, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com

“Do you have to play games to make a relationship work?”

— Jenny Bicks, Carrie Bradshaw, Sarah Jessica Parker, imdb.com