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The Odd Couple
The Odd Couple is a television situation comedy broadcast from September 24, 1970 to March 7, 1975 on ABC. It stars Tony Randall as Felix Unger and Jack Klugman as Oscar Madison, and was the first of several developed by Garry Marshall for Paramount Telev
(24 total)
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“Felix Unger: [Felix is apologizing to Randy's mother for Uncle Oscar's earlier behavior as a Big Brother] We weren't too well organized last week. All I can do is apologize. Mr Madison has certain primeval characteristics. But I promise you, no more pool halls, and no more unbalanced meals. Mrs. Gra…”
— Perry Grant, Dick Bensfield, Felix Unger, Tony Randall, imdb.com
“Oscar Madison: [Oscar loses Felix's burial deposit, and goes to the cemetery to make amends] I just want to know who bought plot 204. Cemetery Salesman: Oh, I'm sorry, sir, but that's privileged information... We don't give that out to the public. Oscar Madison: Well, I can appreciate that, but I wa…”
— Perry Grant, Dick Bensfield, Oscar Madison, Jack Klugman, imdb.com
“Teddy: You already have a great job. You host a national radio show from your apartment. If you want you could do it naked, or eating a pizza, or getting a massage. If you play your cards right, you could do all three at once. Oscar: That is the dream.”
— Matthew Perry, Neil Simon, Oscar Madison, Matthew Perry, imdb.com
“Felix: You just wanted to beat me so you could feel superior. Well guess what sir, you have poked the dragon! And you would know what that means if you'd watched even one Game of Thrones with me. Oscar: I don't need to watch the show to know that it's bad to poke the dragon.”
— Matthew Perry, Neil Simon, Felix Unger, Thomas Lennon, imdb.com
“Murph, you probably hear this all the time, but carry me to the bedroom!”
— Matthew Perry, Neil Simon, Oscar Madison, Matthew Perry, imdb.com
“Emily: Oh, hey, Oscar, did I wake you? Oscar: No, I'm always up at this hour to milk the cows, make sure Ma is warming the griddle.”
— Matthew Perry, Neil Simon, Oscar Madison, Matthew Perry, imdb.com
“Felix: What else did I do? Was I also brushing my teeth for hours because the battery was totally run down? Oscar: Yes, yes you were.”
— Matthew Perry, Neil Simon, Felix Unger, Thomas Lennon, imdb.com