Episode

Pilot

by Chris Kelly, Sarah Schneider, Cary Dubek, Drew Tarver, Ashley Brooke and 11 others

13-year-old Chase Dreams becomes a famous singer overnight; meanwhile, his two older siblings, Brooke and Cary, do not.

(19 total)

Characters

Chris Kelly (19)Sarah Schneider (19)Cary Dubek (9)Drew Tarver (9)Heléne Yorke (6)Brooke Dubek (6)Chase Dubek (1)Jeff (1)Pat Dubek (1)Molly Shannon (1)

“Well it's very nice to meet all of what you are.”

— Sarah Schneider, Chris Kelly, Cary Dubek, Drew Tarver, imdb.com

Tagged: Sassy, Sarcasm, Nice, greetings

“I don't care if any of you are famous as long as you are happy.”

— Chris Kelly, Sarah Schneider, Pat Dubek, Molly Shannon, imdb.com

Tagged: Famous, Love, Happy

“I'm free to be me, which rhymed. I'm going to be a rapper, rap critic.”

— Sarah Schneider, Chris Kelly, Brooke Dubek, Heléne Yorke, imdb.com

Tagged: Free, self exploration, expression, Rap, Rapper

“I actually came up with three new ideas for shoes today. One: laces at the bottom. Two: shoes, but invisible. Three: edible shoes.”

— Sarah Schneider, Chris Kelly, Lance, Josh Segarra, imdb.com

Tagged: New Ideas, Shoes, Laces , Innovations

“I think he is bisexual, because it's not 2010 anymore. Those people are real now. They exist.”

— Sarah Schneider, Chris Kelly, Cary Dubek, Drew Tarver, imdb.com

Tagged: Bisexual, sexuality, Fluid

“Jeff: You know how to see yourself out? Brooke Dubek: Yeah, I just open the door, and I walk out.”

— Sarah Schneider, Chris Kelly, Brooke Dubek, Heléne Yorke, imdb.com

Tagged: Leaving, Doors, Walking Out, sarcastic

“He still watches 'Survivor,' which is like violently straight.”

— Sarah Schneider, Chris Kelly, Cary Dubek, Drew Tarver, imdb.com

Tagged: Survivor, straight, Masculinity

“We're both busy, you with work, and me with my quest to chase dreams.”

— Chris Kelly, Sarah Schneider, Brooke Dubek, Heléne Yorke, imdb.com

Tagged: Busy, Chasing Dreams, Quests

“I don't know how you still watch this show. I meant there's too many close-ups of feet with bug bites.”

— Sarah Schneider, Chris Kelly, Cary Dubek, Drew Tarver, imdb.com

Tagged: Survivor, Feet, Camera work , bug bite, Gross

“Maybe I can meet you at the baggage carousel bathroom, and kiss you on the lips, your, uh, private lips.”

— Sarah Schneider, Chris Kelly, Jeff, Beck Bennett, imdb.com

Tagged: private, Lips, Hook Up, Sex, bathroom

“They bumped Kerry Washington? What is happening?”

— Sarah Schneider, Chris Kelly, Cary Dubek, Drew Tarver, imdb.com

Tagged: Kerry Washington , bumped, Shocked

“Like, the world is my oyster.”

— Sarah Schneider, Chris Kelly, Brooke Dubek, Heléne Yorke, imdb.com

Tagged: World, Oyster , endless possibilities

“Co-Worker: Lance was so hot. Brooke Dubek: When he was 25, but now he's 30. And he still says 'Damn, Daniel.'”

— Sarah Schneider, Chris Kelly, Brooke Dubek, Heléne Yorke, imdb.com

Tagged: break ups, embarrassing, Damn Daniel, Old

“Pat Dubek: We're two moms with a lot of things in common. Cary Dubek: Yeah you both have kids.”

— Chris Kelly, Sarah Schneider, Cary Dubek, Drew Tarver, imdb.com

Tagged: Sassy, Motherhood, Children, Things In Common

“We all have very clean buttholes.”

— Chris Kelly, Sarah Schneider, Cary Dubek, Drew Tarver, imdb.com

Tagged: Clean, butt, Assuring

“I have seen one dick in four years. This summer I'm going to see 50 dicks.”

— Chris Kelly, Sarah Schneider, Brooke Dubek, Heléne Yorke, imdb.com

Tagged: Sex, hook ups

“We love that suit and those heavy shoes.”

— Chris Kelly, Sarah Schneider, Cary Dubek, Drew Tarver, imdb.com

Tagged: sarcastic, Suit, Shoes

“You gotta live life to the fullest, 'cause you never know when it's all gonna be over, so you've just got to chase dreams.”

— Chris Kelly, Sarah Schneider, Chase Dubek, Case Walker, imdb.com

Tagged: Dreams, aspiration, Life, live life to the fullest

“Hi, I'm Cary Dubek, and I'm reading for the role of 'Man at Party Who Smells Fart.'”

— Chris Kelly, Sarah Schneider, Cary Dubek, Drew Tarver, imdb.com

Tagged: actor, Fart, Read, Script, Audition