Dan, you're going to have to clean up your own shitty diaper.
— Tony Roche, Armando Iannucci, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com
Season
In season two, Selina tries to parlay slightly above average popularity polls into increased influence with the president and his new senior strategist Kent Davison. But just as in the first season, even the most banal decision made by Selina and her staf
Dan, you're going to have to clean up your own shitty diaper.
— Tony Roche, Armando Iannucci, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com
I spewed out so much bullshit, I'm gonna need a mint.
— Armando Iannucci, Roger Drew, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com
This ass is closed for business. This ass is in clench-down.
— Armando Iannucci, Tony Roche, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com
Well guess what. I work hard and I play hard, bitch. That's my credo. I got that shit tattooed on my dick with room to spare.
— Tony Roche, Armando Iannucci, Jonah Ryan, Timothy Simons, imdb.com
You look so good you're like a work of art.
— Tony Roche, Armando Iannucci, Jonah Ryan, Timothy Simons, imdb.com
I'm gonna be the sexiest woman to ever exude fiscal prudence. And you know what? That's a very fucking tough look to pull off.
— Armando Iannucci, Tony Roche, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com
Sonic boom in the room.
— Tony Roche, Armando Iannucci, Jonah Ryan, Timothy Simons, imdb.com
Don't give me that Quaker in a titty bar look.
— Ian Martin, Armando Iannucci, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com
I actually wrote it in my diary and stared at it for a full five minutes.
— Armando Iannucci, Simon Blackwell, Gary Walsh, Tony Hale, imdb.com
Comedy songs are the mark of a douchebag.
— Armando Iannucci, Simon Blackwell, Dan Egan, Reid Scott, imdb.com
What are you laughing at, Jolly Green Jizzface?
— Armando Iannucci, Simon Blackwell, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com
The men get the situation room, I get the shituation room?
— Armando Iannucci, sean Grey, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com
You have made a fuckup the size of France and you are fucking grinning about it.
— Armando Iannucci, sean Grey, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com
Get your own ear, Van Gogh.
— sean Grey, Armando Iannucci, Gary Walsh, Tony Hale, imdb.com
Get your own ear, Van Gogh.
— sean Grey, Armando Iannucci, Gary Walsh, Tony Hale, imdb.com
I was married to a Devil Dog, but he wasn't a Marine. He was more of a devil.
— sean Grey, Armando Iannucci, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com
VP stands for 'very precious.'
— Armando Iannucci, sean Grey, Gary Walsh, Tony Hale, imdb.com
I respect your brevity. It's almost threatening.
— Armando Iannucci, Tony Roche, Kent Davison, Gary Cole, imdb.com
I move as slowly as a Mississippi detective investigating the murder of a young black man.
— Tony Roche, Armando Iannucci, Will, Nelson Franklin, imdb.com
Go, period. Fuck, period. Yourself, EXCLAMATION POINT!
— Simon Blackwell, Tony Roche, Selina Meyer, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, imdb.com