Season
by Matt Berry, Kayvan Novak, Natasia Demetriou, Harvey Guillen, Mark Proksch and 9 others
After an unexpected visit from their dark lord and leader, Baron Afanas, the vampires are reminded of what they were initially tasked with upon their arrival in Staten Island over a hundred years ago – total and complete domination of the New World. But w
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Characters
“Guillermo is my familiar, but sometimes he's a little too familiar, you know what I mean? I mean, he's always just there.”
— Jemaine Clement, Stefani Robinson, Nastasia Demetriou, Jason Woliner, Paul Simms, Marika Sawyer, Nandor, Kayvan Novak, imdb.com
“Nandor is like a big turkey just walking around trying to control everything on the farm. And Laszlo is my big, crazy, wild bear and we love to chase each other around the house. We have a great time together.”
— Jemaine Clement, Paul Simms, Stefani Robinson, Nastasia Demetriou, Jason Woliner, Marika Sawyer, Nadja, Natasia Demetriou, imdb.com
“It's a glitter portrait. It's a portrait made from glitter.”
— Jemaine Clement, Paul Simms, Stefani Robinson, Nastasia Demetriou, Jason Woliner, Marika Sawyer, Nandor, Kayvan Novak, imdb.com
“We have come up with a list of all the things we would like to change once the vampires are in charge. I'd like to see the construction of a huge opaque dome the size of the city, covering the city, and blocking out all sunlight. No noise during daylight hours. All local churches to destroy their cr…”
— Paul Simms, Taika Waititi, Stefani Robinson, Yana Gorskaya, Ra Vincent, Nadja, Natasia Demetriou, imdb.com
“You just shut up now, my stupid little baby.”
— Stefani Robinson, Taika Waititi, Yana Gorskaya, Ra Vincent, Christian Sprenger, Nastasia Demetriou, Marika Sawyer, Nadja, Natasia Demetriou, imdb.com
“Government Official: Please describe the right to bear arms. Nandor: If it's a nice day, you should have the right to bare your arms. Government Official: All right.Moving on.”
— Stefani Robinson, Taika Waititi, Yana Gorskaya, Ra Vincent, Christian Sprenger, Nastasia Demetriou, Marika Sawyer, Nandor, Kayvan Novak, imdb.com
“There is nothing more devastating than finding out your husband has made porn... and it's so bloody boring.”
— Marika Sawyer, Taika Waititi, Yana Gorskaya, Ra Vincent, Natasia Demetriou, Christian Sprenger, Nadja, Natasia Demetriou, imdb.com
“Vampire sex is like pizza, in that even when it's bad it's good. It's designed to be enjoyed by eight or more people. There's a choice of toppings.And in the morning, you're like, 'Aah! Why do I have puncture wounds on my penis?’”
— Marika Sawyer, Taika Waititi, Yana Gorskaya, Ra Vincent, Natasia Demetriou, Christian Sprenger, Nandor, Kayvan Novak, imdb.com