“It's like if Picasso quit making music and just started fucking little dudes every day.”— Leila Strachan, Adam DeMamp, Adam DeVine, imdb.comTagged: Picasso, Music, Sex, Simile Examples
“I'm as real as the streets, okay? And I'm not about to whore out my rap skillz, with a 'Z,' to some adult nerds gone wild.”— Kyle Newacheck, David King, Adam DeMamp, Adam DeVine, imdb.comTagged: Streets, Rap, skills, Nerds, Wild
“That's how cool he is. He's not afraid to piss off of a stranger's roof. That's balling.”— Leila Strachan, Adam DeMamp, Adam DeVine, imdb.comTagged: cool, Afraid, Pee, Stranger, Balling
“I know I'm always talking about getting out of this town, but if I don't get out of here, I think City Councilman is something I could do.”— Leila Strachan, Anders Holmvik, Anders Holm, imdb.comTagged: Town, out of here, city council, Office
“We're not a house full of cubans, man. We're white dudes. We gotta be careful. 'Cause we can be very unfashionable very quickly.”— Anders Holm, Blake Henderson, Blake Anderson, imdb.comTagged: Cubans, white, dudes, Careful, unfashionable
“I showed that kid my penis and restored order to the universe. It's called the boy scout rule of 'D's. And it always works.”— Blake Anderson, Adam DeMamp, Adam DeVine, imdb.comTagged: penis, restored order, Universe, boy scout, always works
“Like, we should ponytails our clothes together, and rapunzel down.”— Adam DeVine, Blake Henderson, Blake Anderson, imdb.comTagged: ponytail, Escape, Rapunzel
“You are so loosest butthole.”— Anders Holm, Blake Henderson, Blake Anderson, imdb.comTagged: Loose, Butthole
“'Cause the spirit of half-Christmas lives on in all of us. Just like a little baby alien.”— Brian Keith Etheridge, David King, Blake Henderson, Blake Anderson, imdb.comTagged: Spirit, half-Christmas, Lives, Simile Examples, baby alien
“You're a swagger hound. You take everyone else's swagger. You hound it.”— Blake Anderson, Anders Holmvik, Anders Holm, imdb.comTagged: Stealing Swagger, Things To Say To Someone When They're Cramping On Your Style
“We've all seen penises we weren't supposed to see.”— Blake Anderson, Adam DeMamp, Adam DeVine, imdb.comTagged: penis, Seeing Another Man's Penis When You Weren't Supposed To See
“I'm definitely getting that dong near this thong.”— Kevin Ellen, Jillian Belk, Jillian Bell, imdb.comTagged: Dong, thong
“I'm just a lat guy, you know? I've got these amazing lats, and I'm just living in an ab guy's world.”— Kevin Ellen, Adam DeMamp, Adam DeVine, imdb.comTagged: Lats, abs, Weightlifting
“If we don't learn from History Channel. We're doomed to repeat History Channel.”— Adam DeVine, Blake Henderson, Blake Anderson, imdb.comTagged: History Channel, George Santayana
“I haven't really been the same since Michael Jackson died in that knife fight.”— Kevin Ellen, Anders Holm, Jillian Belk, Jillian Bell, imdb.comTagged: Michael Jackson, Knife Fight
“I would fight them, dude, but they've probably got old man strength. And I can't handle that. Not now. I'm tipsy right now.”— Blake Anderson, Adam DeMamp, Adam DeVine, imdb.comTagged: Fighting, Old Man Strength, Ageism