Season 3

“The world is absolutely lousy with people, and I hate them all. I hate everyone but you.”

— Shane Kosakowski, Franklin Hardy, Jimmy Shive-Overly, Chris Geere, imdb.com

“What? Whoa. What? So he porks her and you have to watch? What? Damn, that's crazy! Jesus, why doesn't anything cool ever happen to me?”

— Stephen Falk, Vernon Barbara, Todd Robert Anderson, imdb.com

“Look what I made! I went to Kinko's. Talked to some undergrads making a 'zine. It's a lovely place. Anyway, turns out I've been living my entire life in opposition to my father. And now that he's dead, I have no idea who I really am. Am I even a writer? Who knows? Maybe I'm meant to be a master carp…”

— Philippe Iujvidin, Jimmy Shive-Overly, Chris Geere, imdb.com

“These pot activists leech off of people with legitimate problems in order to further their agenda, which is just getting high! Why did you make me do this?!”

— Philippe Iujvidin, Edgar Quintero, Desmin Borges, imdb.com

“You know, when we had that moment in the pub, I thought to myself, 'After 33 years, I'm finally having a real moment with my father.' Can't believe what a fool I was. There wasn't a shred of truth in that moment. You were lying the whole time. You were dying, you didn't say a word. All you had to do…”

— Shane Kosakowski, Franklin Hardy, Jimmy Shive-Overly, Chris Geere, imdb.com

“In battle, we risk all for a taste of the immortal. In retreat, sure, we lose nothing, but what we gain is far worse than nothing: Ignominy. And shame. We don't give up because they make us. We give up because we're lazy! Or would rather drink and watch Treehouse Masters. Plus, no one tells my girl…”

— Stephen Falk, Jimmy Shive-Overly, Chris Geere, imdb.com

“Ew, books are gross.”

— Stephen Falk, Gretchen Cutler, Aya Cash, imdb.com

“No. It's amazing. I was smelling the jacket that Dad left and it smelled exactly like him. Just cigarettes, ale, beans, occupational failure. And in a rush, that feeling that we'd been searching for all day just came flying out. And, Gretchen, it wasn't sadness. It was happiness. I'm free. I am fina…”

— Alison Bennett, Jimmy Shive-Overly, Chris Geere, imdb.com