“Isn't it a little early for that watermelon to be drunk? I'm talking about you, Grace. You're the watermelon.”— Howard J. Morris, Marta Kauffman, Frankie Bergstein, Lily Tomlin, imdb.com
“It's when you drink so much that everything goes brown. It's not as severe as a black out because I remember bits and pieces. I call it browning out.”— Charlie Day, Mac, Rob McElhenney, imdb.com
“Expenses? Alcohol and drugs is non-negotiable.”— Sheila Callaghan, Frank Gallagher, William H. Macy, imdb.com
“It is disgusting to notice the increase in the quantity of coffee used by my subjects, and the amount of money that goes out of the country as a consequence. Everybody is using coffee; this must be prevented. His Majesty was brought up on beer, and so were both his ancestors and officers. Many battl…”— Frederick the Great, en.wikiquote.org
“Ann: Do you exercise? Ron: Yes. Lovemaking and woodworking.”— Megan Amram, Ron Swanson, Nick Offerman, imdb.com
“Trudy: Have you been drinking? Pete: The whole country's drinking!”— Brett Johnson, Matthew Weiner, Pete Campbell, Vincent Kartheiser, imdb.com
“Sam: What's non-alcoholic beer? Bill: It's beer but without that ingredient that makes you drunk. Neal: Alcohol? Bill: Yeah.”— Judd Apatow, J. Elvis Weinstein, Sam Weir, John Francis Daley, imdb.com
“I just have to face the guy that I became when I was fueled on drugs and alcohol. It's incomprehensible to me, in a way, that I got so far out. And there was no one to challenge me. Because I may have become quite intimidating. People said they couldn't challenge me because I came back twice as stro…”— Eric Clapton, rollingstone.com
“In church I was told that if I so much as smoked a cigarette or tasted alcohol, I’d be damned in hell for all eternity…it didn’t take long for me to start thinking that sounded all wrong….I didn’t cotton to the idea that your religion should be flaunted to other people. Your religion is for you, and…”— Willie Nelson, en.wikiquote.org
“Most of the last decade I spent stone-drunk. Functional, but hammered.”— Nic Pizzolatto, Rust Cohle, Matthew McConaughey, imdb.com
“The irony here is that, as D’Ambrosio points out, women were historically the ones in charge of beer, back when homebrewing was a domestic handicraft along the lines of bread-baking and preserving.”— Gray Chapman, punchdrink.com
“For most folks, wine, or rather, processing wine talk, is equivalent to the rigors of learning a second language. Sure, everyone likes to drink the stuff, but ask people to differentiate varietals and regions, or certainly aromas and tastes, and that’s when things start to fall apart.”— Aaron Goldfarb, firstwefeast.com
“With alcohol, we’ve known it’s bad for the brain for decades. But for cannabis, we know so little.”— Kent Hutchison, colorado.edu
“I felt something else: initiated, aglow. The whole world stood accused: You never told me it felt this good.”— Leslie Jamison, nytimes.com
“Emily Prentiss: Hey, uhm, I am looking for a drug that would temporarily paralyze or subdue someone, not kill them, but give full control. Penelope Garcia: Well, I always use alcohol. Less fuss, way cheaper.”— Michael Udesky, Emily Prentiss, Paget Brewster, imdb.com
“I just wanna drink tequila with my friends. They're the reason that I still am who I am.”— The Chainsmokers, open.spotify.com