Quotes tagged ‘Alcohol’

“Never have I ever, um, dealt with how my parents' divorce affected my overall, you know, being in relationships.”

— Tami Sagher, Abbi Abrams, Abbi Jacobson, imdb.com

“We drink it when we've had a bad day, when we’re celebrating, when we’re on a date, at work events, when we’re bored. The list goes on.”

— Matthew Neale, vice.com

“Tequila, stat!”

— William L. Rotko, Lloyd Gilyard, Jr., Thomas L. Moran, Dr. Shaun Murphy, Freddie Highmore, imdb.com

“Not everyone who starts their day off with a mimosa fries their pancreas.”

— David Hoselton, Dr. Neil Melendez, Nicholas Gonzalez, imdb.com

“Those guidelines are so arbitrary. Have one drink and you die. A couple pills of Ecstasy, no problem. Hepatitis B from careless sexual practice, nope. Nothing at all about that.”

— Bill Rotko, Dr. Neil Melendez, Nicholas Gonzalez, imdb.com

“The problem, right, between rum and gin, is that gin, right, it leads to the melancholy. Whereas rum incites violence, it also allows you to be liberated from your self-doubt.”

— Steven Knight, Alfie Solomons, Tom Hardy, imdb.com

“Whiskey is good proofing water. It tells you who’s real and who isn’t.”

— Steven Knight, Tommy Shelby, Cillian Murphy, imdb.com

“Rum’s for fun and fucking, innit? So, whisky, now that… that is for business.”

— Steven Knight, Alfie Solomons, Tom Hardy, imdb.com

“I tried to mask the pain by drowning myself in cocaine and alcohol until I thought I was the Pope. I used to walk the streets in Soviet and Nazi uniforms. I put a sign outside my house encouraging burglars and left my front door open. I would lie under the bed wearing night vision goggles waiting fo…”

— Peter Steele, loudersound.com

“I'm not trashy... unless I drink too much.”

— Nicole Snooki Polizzi, imdb.com

“I feel like this job is beneath me. I'm a bartender. I do, like, you know, great things.”

— Angelina Pivarnick, imdb.com

“Cartman: Too bad drinking Scotch isn't a paying job, or else Kenny's dad would be a millionaire. Kenny: [oblivious to Cartman's statement] Cartman: I said your dad would be a millionaire, get it?!?! Kenny: [oblivious] Cartman: exasperated Kenny! Your family's poor, Kenny! Your family's poor! I don't…”

— Philip Stark, Matt Stone, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com

“'Perspective.' You want perspective? I'll give you mine. You're my brother, and I love you, but you're like an alcoholic who refuses to admit he's got a problem. Now someone's given you the keys to the school bus and I am not going to let you drive it off a cliff.”

— Ann Cherkis, Chuck McGill, Michael McKean, imdb.com

“The holy trinity. A drink, a lady, and a whole lot of cash.”

— Sal Calleros, Vince Lonigan, Bryan Cranston, imdb.com

“No, forget the glass Woodhouse, just give me the pitcher. For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen.”

— Adam Reed, Sterling Archer (voice), H. Jon Benjamin, imdb.com

“Pam: Frickin' head's poundin', I'm sweatin' booze and my mouth's killin' me! Cheryl: You're the one who stuffed four pool balls in it.”

— Adam Reed, Pam (voice), Amber Nash, imdb.com

“Well, it’s business drunk, it’s like rich drunk. Either way, it’s legal to drive.”

— Andrew Guest, John Riggi, Jack Donaghy, Alec Baldwin, imdb.com

“Ah. Nothing like an aged Scotch. You know there was a time you'd cross a Scotsman and he wouldn't think twice about cutting your head off with a sword. I like a drink that encourages such decisiveness.”

— Christian Taylor, Nathan Louis Jackson, Willis 'Diamondback' Stryker, Erik LaRay Harvey, imdb.com

“Please dance with your alcoholic vampire boyfriend.”

— Andrew Chambliss, Barbie Kligman, Stefan Salvatore, Paul Wesley, imdb.com

“Grace: I don't know why she has to blow everything out of proportion. Ya know, I might have said some terrible things to her but I was drunk. I didn't mean it. Babe: Oh. Really? Did you know in North Korea they use vodka as truth serum. Grace: No they don't. Babe: Then Dennis Rodman's a fucking liar…”

— Marta Kauffman, Howard J. Morris, Grace Hanson, Jane Fonda, imdb.com