Quotes tagged ‘Fatherhood’

“Shawn: And by the way, Dad, my birthday wasn't yesterday. It was...four months ago! Henry: Yeah, well, after you were born it took you four months to smile at me. That's when the clock started tickin'.”

— Kerry Lenhart, Henry Spencer, Corbin Bernsen, imdb.com

“When I was in the department there were two things I hated in this world: private investigators and psychics. Congratulations, kid, you just hit the disappointment trifecta.”

— Andy Berman, Steve Franks, Henry Spencer, Corbin Bernsen, imdb.com

“And Hayley your face will remain metal free, like a good radio station.”

— David Zuckerman, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Good morning, champ.”

— Paul Germain, Craig Bartlett, Stu Pickles, Jack Riley, imdb.com

“Why didn't you stand up for me? Why weren't you there? Why can't you do one single thing you say you're going to do? You act like you want me to come see you, but you don't know how to have me here. You don't know how to deal with it. You don't know to even have a conversation with me.”

— Lena Dunham, Bruce Eric Kaplan, Jessa Johansson, Jemima Kirke, imdb.com

“I don't know, maybe you matter so little that I like you. Or maybe it makes you matter. Maybe I love you. Maybe something about your mother. Don't jump a gift shark in the mouth.”

— Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com

“'I took your family'? Who do you think had taken more from them when you shot 20 CCs of liquid dreamkiller into my daughter? She was Rick's daughter, Jerry! She had options! That all ended because she felt sorry for you. You act like prey, but you're a predator! You use pity to lure in your victims!…”

— Ryan Ridley, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com

“Jerry: What' you doing? Watching some tv, playing on your phone? Summer: Is that a real question? Jerry: Just making conversation. Summer: Are you? What part of that gives me anything to work with? My choice is to: say nothing, be sarcastic, or bark "yes" like a trained animal. It's not a conversati…”

— Ryan Ridley, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Summer Smith (voice), Spencer Grammer, imdb.com

“Dr. Cox: I've seen the Wiggles live in concert... twice. Turk: Did they perform 'Big Red Car'? Dr. Cox: They opened and closed the show with it. It was awesome.”

— Aseem Batra, Kevin Biegel, Perry Cox, John C. McGinley, imdb.com

“Turk: I'm not telling Isabella she's got a vagina until she's 18! Kim: That's gonna be an awkward birthday party.”

— Tad Quill, Christopher Turk, Donald Faison, imdb.com

“There is a part of me that has always believed he is invincible, tethered to life by his own vibrancy and the eternal youth that feels locked in place by the strength of our family structure.”

— Kelle Hampton, kellehampton.com

“My biggest hero in the whole world was my dad.”

— Guy Fieri, thrillist.com

“Up until I became a father, it was all about self-obsession. But then I learned exactly what it's all about: the delight of being a servant. Olivier wrote that the greatest thing you could aspire to in life was to be a good servant.”

— Eric Clapton, esquire.com

“I've got four children, and they've become 'Dad, why have you got so many wrinkles on your face when Clementine's daddy has no wrinkles?' The lines were pretty horrific, like Scarface, and I was never embarrassed by it but my children helped me become more paranoid about it. You've seen the articles…”

— Gordon Ramsay, theguardian.com

“It's a very big change in every respect. You start to see different things and in a different way. The truth is that being a father is the most beautiful thing that's happened to me in all my life. We have two children and are waiting for another; the first was an incredible feeling, the second the…”

— Lionel Messi, marca.com

“Being a dad changes everything for the better and I’m really enjoying it.”

— Lionel Messi, en.wikiquote.org

“Today I am the happiest man in the world, my son was born and thanks to God for this gift!”

— Lionel Messi, books.google.com

“My kids are more important to me than anything else in the world.”

— Tiger Woods, time.com

“I have a clear conscience. I sleep well. I feel good helping others, regardless of whether that's with big things or small things. I look at life differently ever since I became a father.”

— Cristiano Ronaldo, independent.co.uk

“My father always taught me that when you help other people, then God will give you double. And that's what has really happened to me. When I have helped other people who are in need, God has helped me more.”

— Cristiano Ronaldo, latimes.com