“Do what you want. Take what you want. Gods make rules. They don’t follow them.”— Noah Hawley, Nathaniel Halpern, Amahl Farouk, Navid Negahban, imdb.com
“Carlo Reni: Is it... God? Country? Apple cake? Annie Walker: Pie. Carlo Reni: Excuse me? Annie Walker: God, country, apple pie.”— Norman Morrill, Annie Walker, Piper Perabo, imdb.com
“Yeah, man plans, God laughs.”— Andrew Lenchewski, John P. Rogers, Hank Lawson, Mark Feuerstein, imdb.com
“That's so weird. I feel the exact same way, like every single person on this earth is one second away from leaving the planet, me included. And you know, it's like there must be a reason I'm here. God must have had a reason for keeping me here. Otherwise, why wouldn't I have been in that car?”— Heather Conkie, Lucy Camden, Beverley Mitchell, imdb.com
“You'd think that having dad as a minister, God wouldn't hate me so much.”— Christopher Bird, Lucy Camden, Beverley Mitchell, imdb.com
“Lucy: You remember my dad? Jimmy: Oh yeah, the God guy. Eric: Yeah, I see how you charmed my daughter.”— Catherine LePard, Rev. Eric Camden, Stephen Collins, imdb.com
“Marge: Homer, that's not God. That's just a waffle Bart threw up there Homer: I know I shouldn't eat thee but... Mmmm, sacralicious.”— David Richardson, Homer Simpson, Dan Castellaneta, imdb.com
“Oh wonderful, I started out in God's magic circle and ended up in Satan's evil square. I can't believe any of you would walk into church without bursting into flames.”— Mark Hudis, Kitty Forman, Debra Jo Rupp, imdb.com
“Seth: I'm going 70 in a 65 zone. Summer: 80 is the new 70. Seth: What? Who talks like that? Summer: Who gets passed by a van full of nuns? Oh, wait, Cohen does! Seth: Well they have God on their side, Summer, okay. I'm not gonna beat Jesus. Summer: I'm gonna call Holly and see how far ahead of us th…”— Josh Schwartz, Summer Roberts, Rachel Bilson, imdb.com
“Man cannot tame what God wishes to be wild.”— Martin Zimmermann, Martín Zimmerman, Jacob Snell, Peter Mullan, imdb.com
“Strengthening our inner connection to God strengthens our inner connection to all things.”— Iyanla Vanzant, twitter.com
“Wednesday: That woman thinks Jesus suffered for her sins. They're her sins, why should Jesus do all the suffering? Shadow: Cause his dad sacrificed his ass. Wednesday: Don't blame the parent. Plenty of suffering and blame to go around. Although that White Jesus could stand a little more suffering. H…”— Maria Melnik, Mr. Wednesday, Ian McShane, imdb.com
“I took an oath before God to protect this woman. An' if you're telling me you are a higher authority than he, well, I'm not of that opinion myself!”— Toni Graphia, Jamie Fraser, Sam Heughan, imdb.com
“Lord, ye gave me a rare woman. And God, I loved her well!”— Toni Graphia, Matthew B. Roberts, Jamie Fraser, Sam Heughan, imdb.com
“Well, I... I would love to make you happy, Doctor. I would love to hire someone who never, ever makes a mistake. Unfortunately, God already has a job.”— David Shore, Dr. Aaron Glassman, Richard Schiff, imdb.com
“God don't make no mistakes, that's how he got to be God.”— Michael Ross, Bernard West, Archie Bunker, Carroll O'Connor, imdb.com
“Archie: If God had intended white people to dance with coloreds— Mike: He'd have given us rhythm, too.”— Bernard West, Archie Bunker, Carroll O'Connor, imdb.com
“Archie: I think that if God had meant us to be together, He'd have put us together. But look what He done. He put you over in Africa, and He put the rest of us in all the white countries. Sammy Davis Jr.: Well, you must have told him where we were, 'cause somebody came and got us.”— Elias Davis, Archie Bunker, Carroll O'Connor, imdb.com
“Monarchy is God’s sacred mission to grace and dignify the earth. To give ordinary people an ideal to strive towards, an example of nobility and duty to raise them in their wretched lives. Monarchy is a calling from God.”— Peter Morgan, Queen Mary, Eileen Atkins, imdb.com