I can't bring someone back once they're gator shit.
— Ryan Murphy, Jessica Sharzer, Misty Day, Lily Rabe, imdb.com
I can't bring someone back once they're gator shit.
— Ryan Murphy, Jessica Sharzer, Misty Day, Lily Rabe, imdb.com
Seth: So when you lost your virginity, I was playing 'Magic: the Gathering.' Ryan: You still play Magic. Seth: Yeah, but not as much.
The best magic tricks have the simplest solutions.
— Cortney Norris, Anderson MacKenzie, Rip Hunter, Arthur Darvill, imdb.com
Paige Matthews: How am I meant to distract those guys without using magic? Piper Halliwell: Well, you'll just have to use some of your God-given magic [unbuttons Paige's blouse]
They would have died anyway, it was their destiny. Just like it was your destiny to be saved by magic.
Did you have a genie in your bottle? Did you rub one out of him darling?
Shadow: None of this feels real. It feels like a dream. Wednesday: What a beautiful, beautiful thing to be able to dream when you're not asleep.
Shadow: Wasn't supposed to snow today. Wasn't even supposed to be cold. Wednesday: So, you're perfectly okay believing that tiny people on television can predict the weather. But you crinkle with consternation at the mere suggestion that you could make it snow. Shadow: One of those things is science…
Who wants transparency when you can have magic? Who wants prose when you can have poetry? Pull away the veil and what are you left with? An ordinary young woman of modest ability and little imagination. But wrap her up like this, anoint her with oil, and hey, presto, what do you have? A goddess.
I found the Fountain of Youth! It's the toilet!
— Joan Binder Weiss, David Weiss, Salem Saberhagen (voice), Nick Bakay, imdb.com
Salem: Hmm. I knew this day would come. Sabrina, it's time for the talk. Sabrina: Most girls get it from their mothers, I get it from the cat.
— Grant Nieporte, Dan Kael, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com
Haley: So, what do you do for fun? Amanda: You're looking at the witch who put the hole in the ozone layer. Sean: Wow, I didn't know girls could do stuff like that. Amanda: Well, you don't know this girl.
Oh, my gosh, Josh, this is fantastic! You're the greatest boyfriend in the universe. And I know, I've been out there.
— Suzanne Gangursky, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com
Wait a minute. How are you gonna quit magic? Go to Witch Watchers?
— Adam Hamburger, David Hamburger, Harvey Kinkle, Nate Richert, imdb.com
A French dinosaur. I only wish this was the strangest thing I've ever encountered.
— Charlie Tercek, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com
Valerie: 'S,' because she’s so sublime, 'A,' because she’s awesome all the time! Harvey: 'B,' because she’s the best babe in school, 'R,' because she really makes me drool! Mr. Kraft: And 'I' is for the icon she’s become, 'N' is ‘cause she’s great, she makes me numb! All: And 'A,' it’s redundant to…
Dr. Brickman: Hello, I’m Dr. Brickman. Sabrina: Let me guess, he has cold hands? Zelda: Don’t worry, he performed his first operation at two. Dr. Brickman: I even supervised my own birth — I’m a complete professional.
Hippie Driver: Did that cat just talk? Or am I picking up his thoughts telepathically? Salem: You're right. You can read my mind. And now you're sensing my great need to stop in Philadelphia for a cheese-steak. Hippie Driver: I’m communicating with animals! This is so radical. Salem: Just drive, Woo…
— Sheldon Bull, Salem Saberhagen (voice), Nick Bakay, imdb.com
Salem: FREEZE! Don’t squirt that perfume, unless you want to be a boy who gets beaten up! Sabrina: Man, that was close! Salem: It’s not enough to look like a dude, you have to start thinking like a dude. Have you picked a name yet? Sabrina: Kirby? Salem: We’re back to getting beaten up here...
— Nick Bakay, Salem Saberhagen (voice), Nick Bakay, imdb.com
Gordon: What can you tell me about Salem’s temperament? Sabrina: Well he’s very friendly, very focused and... just a little power mad. Gordon: Sounds like he’s all cat.
— Frank Conniff, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com