“I'm too young to die and too old to eat off the kids' menu. What a stupid age I am.”— Megan Amram, Jason Mendoza, Manny Jacinto, imdb.com
“I haven't seen you in 10 years! Are you still 30?”— Erik Sommers, Francine Smith (voice), Wendy Schaal, imdb.com
“Mary: At our age, having your tonsils out can be dangerous. Rhoda: At our age, having your hair done can be dangerous.”— Treva Silverman, Rhoda Morgenstern, Valerie Harper, imdb.com
“I know it's kinda early to be thinking about marriage, but hey, I'm gonna be three next year!”— Peter Gaffney, Chuckie Finster (voice), Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com
“Dr. Frasier Crane: Niles, I'm 41. That's hardly middle-aged. Middle age is more like 50, 55. Dr. Niles Crane: Only if you live to be 110.”— Sy Dukane, Denise Moss, Frasier Crane, Kelsey Grammer, imdb.com
“When I was much younger, I should probably have enjoyed the innocent gayeties of life, as much as most of my age.”— Martha Washington, amazon.com
“Age was respected among his people, but achievement was revered. As the elders said, if a child washed his hands he could eat with kings.”— Chinua Achebe, amazon.com
“Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.”— Satchel Paige, satchelpaige.com
“'Tis one of the many privileges of the old, to see the world about them always young and full of children.”— Marie Corelli, amazon.com
“If you think you look old in a Photo you just took, consider instead that you will never again be that young.”— Neil deGrasse Tyson, twitter.com
“The older I get, the more I realize that age doesn't bring wisdom. It only brings weary. I'm not any smarter than I was 30 years ago. I've just grown too tired to juggle the lies and hide the fears. Self-awareness doesn't reveal my indiscretions; exhaustion does.”— Nichole Beattie, John Teller, Nicholas Guest, imdb.com
“I know not how to aid you, save in the assurance of one of mature age, and much severe experience, that you cannot fail, if you resolutely determine, that you will not.”— Abraham Lincoln, abrahamlincolnonline.org
“In the case of a work which is a mere exhibition of skill in conventional art, there may be some excuse for the delusion that the longer the artist works on it the nearer he will bring it to perfection. Yet even the victims of this delusion must see that there is an age limit to the process, and tha…”— George Bernard Shaw, en.wikiquote.org
“I have never admitted the right of an elderly author to alter the work of a young author, even when the young author happens to be his former self.”— George Bernard Shaw, en.wikiquote.org
“Selling bracelets to old ladies isn't as cute when you are a teenager with constant accidental boners.”— Shane Dawson, goodreads.com
“I'm here to tell you that it gets worse. It really does. The problems you have as a kid will seem ridiculous when you get older because bigger and worse problems will come along. But you will learn to deal with them easier as you grow up, or, like me, you'll just stop giving a shit. So yes, it gets…”— Shane Dawson, amazon.com
“People say, I'm seventy-two years young. My ass. I'm seventy-two years old. But you've got to live to get old. You can't get old without living.”— Jim Brown, esquire.com