I'm too young to die and too old to eat off the kids' menu. What a stupid age I am.
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Quotes tagged ‘Age’
I haven't seen you in 10 years! Are you still 30?
— Erik Sommers, Francine Smith (voice), Wendy Schaal, imdb.com
Mary: At our age, having your tonsils out can be dangerous. Rhoda: At our age, having your hair done can be dangerous.
— Treva Silverman, Rhoda Morgenstern, Valerie Harper, imdb.com
I know it's kinda early to be thinking about marriage, but hey, I'm gonna be three next year!
— Peter Gaffney, Chuckie Finster (voice), Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com
Dr. Frasier Crane: Niles, I'm 41. That's hardly middle-aged. Middle age is more like 50, 55. Dr. Niles Crane: Only if you live to be 110.
— Sy Dukane, Denise Moss, Frasier Crane, Kelsey Grammer, imdb.com
When I was much younger, I should probably have enjoyed the innocent gayeties of life, as much as most of my age.
Age was respected among his people, but achievement was revered. As the elders said, if a child washed his hands he could eat with kings.
Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
'Tis one of the many privileges of the old, to see the world about them always young and full of children.
If you think you look old in a Photo you just took, consider instead that you will never again be that young.
The older I get, the more I realize that age doesn't bring wisdom. It only brings weary. I'm not any smarter than I was 30 years ago. I've just grown too tired to juggle the lies and hide the fears. Self-awareness doesn't reveal my indiscretions; exhaustion does.
I know not how to aid you, save in the assurance of one of mature age, and much severe experience, that you cannot fail, if you resolutely determine, that you will not.
Yeah, I don't mess with chicks younger. They got to be almost thirty.
A 26? Damn we got some big girls.
Time will break what doesn’t bend — even time. Even you.
In the case of a work which is a mere exhibition of skill in conventional art, there may be some excuse for the delusion that the longer the artist works on it the nearer he will bring it to perfection. Yet even the victims of this delusion must see that there is an age limit to the process, and tha…
I have never admitted the right of an elderly author to alter the work of a young author, even when the young author happens to be his former self.
Selling bracelets to old ladies isn't as cute when you are a teenager with constant accidental boners.
I'm here to tell you that it gets worse. It really does. The problems you have as a kid will seem ridiculous when you get older because bigger and worse problems will come along. But you will learn to deal with them easier as you grow up, or, like me, you'll just stop giving a shit. So yes, it gets…
People say, I'm seventy-two years young. My ass. I'm seventy-two years old. But you've got to live to get old. You can't get old without living.