Quotes tagged ‘Age’

“Old people are the ash heap of youth.”

— Charlie Kaufman, Jake, Jesse Plemons, imdb.com

“When you turn 30, this really cool thing happens where your metabolism goes, 'Later, bitch!'”

— Amy Schumer, imdb.com

“Oh, boy, you don't know how fast time goes by until you get there.”

— Steven Zaillian, Frank Sheeran, Robert De Niro, imdb.com

“Personality. I mean that's what keeps a relationship going throughout the years.”

— John Hodge, Simon "Sick Boy" Williamson, Jonny Lee Miller, imdb.com

“God, when I was your age, I was already burnin' shit down and fuckin' shit up.”

— Craig DiGregorio, Gabe, John Cameron Mitchell, imdb.com

“I stared into my chowder. The thought of actually speaking to her did not cross my mind. And then she asked me how my chowder was. I was sure her interests were purely in the chowder.”

— Ted Gup, nytimes.com

“You can’t magically change your gender. You can’t magically change your sex. You can’t magically change your age.”

— Ben Shapiro, nytimes.com

“Q: Age is no guarantee of efficiency. James Bond: And youth is no guarantee of innovation.”

— John Logan, Neal Purvis, Robert Wade, James Bond, Daniel Craig, imdb.com

“Being a virgin in this day and age is something to be proud of. You're like a unicorn.”

— Hilary Winston, Shirley Bennett, Yvette Nicole Brown, imdb.com

“One nation controlled by the media. Information age of hysteria.”

— Green Day, open.spotify.com

“Age is an honor, it's still not the truth.”

— Vampire Weekend, open.spotify.com

“Everything changes when you get to big one-o. Your legs start to go, candy doesn't taste as good anymore.”

— Mike Reiss, Al Jean, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

“Are you trying to push me onto Kylie or Kendall?”

— Scott Disick, imdb.com

“Alicia: Last time I was in court was 13 years ago. Kalinda: Wow, I was 12.”

— Robert King, Michelle King, Alicia Florrick, Julianna Margulies, imdb.com

“Mary: He called me ma'am. Marshall: Yeah, but he was looking down your shirt when he said it. Mary: Why are you being so nice to me?”

— David Maples, Matt Ward, Mary Shannon, Mary McCormack, imdb.com

“Nothing you say can upset us. We're the MTV generation.”

— Gary Apple, Michael Carrington, Bart Simpson, Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

“Some people live more in 20 years than others do in 80. It’s not the time that matters, it’s the person.”

— Stephen Greenhorn, The Doctor, David Tennant, imdb.com

“Dr. Eric Foreman: 10-year-olds do not have heart attacks. It's got to be a mistake. Dr. Gregory House: Right. The simplest explanation is she's a 40-year-old lying about her age. Maybe an actress trying to hang on”

— Thomas L. Moran, Dr. Gregory House, Hugh Laurie, imdb.com

“4-year-old: I'm not going to be 4 forever. Me: I know. 4: I'm going back to 3.”

— James Breakwell, twitter.com

“Randy: How does it feel to be 102, Pops? Grampa: Shoot me! Sharon: Make a wish, Grampa! Grampa: I wish I were dead! Randy: [chuckles]: That's our silly Grampa. Grampa: I'm not being silly: shoot me! I'd do it myself, but I'm too damn old!”

— Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Randy Marsh, Trey Parker, imdb.com