Quotes tagged ‘chocolate’

“Wonka, played by Timothée Chalamet, gets tricked into forced labor for a basement wash house, but he quickly dreams up an invention to give himself and the others trapped there a break. He ultimately enrolls the washhouse crew for an underground chocolate-making operation and the opening of his firs…”

— Olivia Hampton, Julie Depenbrock, npr.org

“Jesus, if she was chocolate she'd eat herself.”

— Lisa McGee, Ma Mary Quinn, Tara Lynne O'Neill, imdb.com

“The best art is made while eating cookies or drinking chocolate.”

— Seth Meyers, Dimo, Fred Armisen, imdb.com

“[narrating] Inherent vice in a maritime insurance policy is anything that you can't avoid. Eggs break, chocolate melts, glass shatters, and Doc wondered what that meant when it applied to ex-old ladies.”

— Paul Thomas Anderson, Sortilège, Joanna Newsom, imdb.com

“Can you believe we're going to meet Denzel Washington! He's like Harrison Ford dipped in chocolate!”

— Seth MacFarlane, Erik Durbin, Mike Barker, Stan Smith (voice), Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Hey, everybody, have you seen my balls? They're big and salty and brown! If you ever need a quick pick-me-up, just stick my balls in your mouth! Suck on my Salty Chocolate Balls! [high-pitched voice] Put 'em in your mouth! [normal singing voice] Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em and suck 'em! Suck…”

— Nancy Pimental, Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Chef, Isaac Hayes, imdb.com

“That is to say, we want our slice of that cake. We do not want to change it from vanilla to chocolate. We want that cake, and our share of it, and we want it now. That is the conscious objective of the Negro movement. However the Negro thinks of his effort to integrate, the very fact that the Americ…”

— Bayard Rustin, americanradioworks.publicradio.org

“I was an orphan. I grew up in Pennsylvania in a whorehouse. I read about Milton Hershey and his school in Coronet magazine or some other crap the girls left by the toilet. And I read that some orphans had a different life there. I could picture it. I dreamt of it—of being wanted. Because the woman w…”

— Carly Wray, Matthew Weiner, Don Draper, Jon Hamm, imdb.com

“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”

— Anonymous, en.wikiquote.org

“As a kid I understood that people were different colors, but in my head white and black and brown were like types of chocolate. Dad was the white chocolate, mom was the dark chocolate, and I was the milk chocolate. But we were all just chocolate.”

— Trevor Noah, amazon.com

“Is white chocolate really chocolate?”

— Norm Kelly, twitter.com

“If Dave has 50 chocolate bars and eats 45, what does he have left? Diabetes. Dave has diabetes.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc

“Sure, I like a cupcake every now and then, like everybody else. You know I like it when they have a little cream on the inside, it's a surprise. That's good, plus the chocolate ones are good, too. Sometimes I just can’t even make up my mind. A lot of times I’ll mix the two together, make a vanilla f…”

— Marjorie Gross, Carol Leifer, George Steinbrenner, Larry David, imdb.com

“The thing about eating the black and white cookie, Elaine, is you want to get some black and some white in each bite. Nothing mixes better than vanilla and chocolate. And yet somehow racial harmony eludes us. If people would only look to the cookie all our problems would be solved.”

— Larry David, Jerry Seinfeld, Jerry Seinfeld, imdb.com

“Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint—it's delicious.”

— Andy Robin, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com

“Here are some questions I am constantly noodling over: Do you splurge or do you hoard? Do you live every day as if it's your last, or do you save your money on the chance you'll live twenty more years? Is life too short, or is it going to be too long? Do you work as hard as you can, or do you slow d…”

— Nora Ephron, books.google.com

“FACT # 578 White chocolate is technically not chocolate at all, since it does not contain chocolate liquor or cocoa solids.”

— World of Facts, world-of-facts.info

“Did you know that chocolate contains a property that triggers the release of endorphins. It gives one the feeling of being in love.”

— Roald Dahl, amazon.com

“life is like a box of chocolates.... it is destroyed remarkably fast by an emotional woman.”

— RabidNinja64, reddit.com

“All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”

— Charles M. Schulz, Lucy Van Pelt, amazon.com