Quotes tagged ‘Christmas’

“Bill: You're fired. Sebastian: It's Christmas. Bill: Yeah, I see the decorations. Good luck in the New Year.”

— Damien Chazelle, Sebastian Wilder, Ryan Gosling, imdb.com

“Sally: I had the most terrible vision. Jack Skellington: That's splendid! Sally: No—it was about your Christmas. There was smoke... and fire! Jack Skellington: That's not my Christmas! My Christmas is filled with laughter, and joy...and this: my Sandy Claws outfit. I want you to make it. Sally: Jack…”

— Caroline Thompson, Tim Burton, Jack Skellington (voice), Chris Sarandon, imdb.com

“Well, at least they're excited, but they don't understand that special kind of feeling in Christmas Land. Oh, well.”

— Caroline Thompson, Tim Burton, Santa Claus (voice), Edward Ivory, imdb.com

“Naughty children never get any presents!”

— Caroline Thompson, Tim Burton, Santa Claus (voice), Edward Ivory, imdb.com

“Jack Skellington: Forgive me, Mr. Claus. I'm afraid I've made a terrible mess of your holiday. Santa: Bumpy sleigh ride... Jack. Next time you get the urge to take over someone else's holiday, I'd listen to her. [points to Sally] She's the only one who makes any sense around this insane asylum! [wal…”

— Caroline Thompson, Tim Burton, Santa Claus (voice), Edward Ivory, imdb.com

“Mayor: How horrible our Christmas will be! Jack Skellington: No. [the Mayor switches to his upset face] Jack Skellington: How jolly! Mayor: Oh. How jolly our Christmas will be.”

— Caroline Thompson, Tim Burton, Mayor (voice), Glenn Shadix, imdb.com

“'Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems in a place perhaps you've seen in your dreams. For the story you're about to be told began with the holiday worlds of auld. Now you've probably wondered where holidays come from. If you haven't I'd say it's time you begun.”

— Caroline Thompson, Tim Burton, Santa Claus (voice), Edward Ivory, imdb.com

“For Christmas, a gentile would get a bike as a reminder that their parents love them. For Hanukkah, we would get socks as a reminder that we were persecuted.”

— Sheila Lawrence, Miriam “Midge” Maisel, Rachel Brosnahan, imdb.com

“Me, personally, I was never great at gift-giving. Maybe it’s because I never got to celebrate Christmas. I got Hanukkah. Doesn’t exactly prepare you the same way.”

— Sheila Lawrence, Miriam “Midge” Maisel, Rachel Brosnahan, imdb.com

“Hold the ho's, I want to talk to you for a minute.”

— Stephen Nathan, Ray Barone, Ray Romano, imdb.com

“I don’t celebrate Christmas. Or, as I like to call it, ‘White Anglo Saxon Winter Privilege Night’.”

— Kim Rosenstock, Rebecca Addelman, Christian Magalhaes, Robert Snow, Schmidt, Max Greenfield, imdb.com

“Schmidt: Here’s another tip, don’t ask a guy out on a first date on the least sexy holiday in America. Jess: What are the sexiest holidays in America? Schmidt: The most sexy holidays are the 4th of July — Independence Day, obviously. Women’s History Month. Christmas.”

— Berkley Johnson, Schmidt, Max Greenfield, imdb.com

“Franny: If you join the chastity club, I'll let you go on the Pill for Christmas. Claire: Deal.”

— Rob Ulin, Franny, Amy Pietz, imdb.com

“We keep our Christmas decorations down there. Baby Jesus was watching.”

— Bryan Moore, Chris Peterson, Kitty Forman, Debra Jo Rupp, imdb.com

“Ryan: You'd better pray for a Chrimukkah miracle. Seth: I've got Jesus and Moses on my side, man.”

— Stephanie Savage, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com

“Seth: So, what's it gonna be, huh? You want your menorah or a candy cane? Christmas or Hanukkah? Ryan: Uh... Seth: Don't worry about it, buddy, because in this house, you don't have to choose. Allow me to introduce you to a little something I like to call... Chrismukkah.”

— Stephanie Savage, Seth Cohen, Adam Brody, imdb.com

“Jamie: Be Yuletide by the time we get back to Leoch. Claire: Christmas. I don't suppose you hang stockings by the fire. Jamie: To dry them off, you mean? Claire: Nevermind.”

— Ronald D. Moore, Claire Randall, Caitriona Balfe, imdb.com

“Morgan: Why am I such an idiot? I keep fooling myself into thinking that one year I am actually going to have a normal Christmas. Sabrina: Morgan, normal is relative. Morgan: Yeah, too bad my relatives aren't normal.”

— Jon Vandergriff, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Sabrina: Hey, Roxie, what's your family doing for Christmas? Roxie: The usual. We put up an aluminum tree, get take-out from Taco Bell, and then I watch my Dad and step-mom exchange cartons of Winston Lights. Morgan: Your family exchanges cigarettes? Roxie: Hey, it's just not Christmas without a vis…”

— Jon Vandergriff, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com

“Libby: What’s your problem, Freak? Hoping Santa will give you a personality this year? Sabrina: And a crossbow!”

— Charlie Tercek, Sabrina Spellman, Melissa Joan Hart, imdb.com