Quotes tagged ‘Christmas’

“I remember the first time a boy gave me a star... Next thing I knew, three wise men were at the door.”

— Holly Hester, Hilda Spellman, Caroline Rhea, imdb.com

“Mr. Garrison: Kyle, is there anything you can do for the Christmas play that isn't related to Jesus? Sheila: How about the dreidel song, boobie? Kyle: I can sing the Mr. Hankey song. Mr. Garrison: The Mr. Hankey song, how does that go? Kyle: [singing] Mr. Hankey the Christmas poo, he loves me and I…”

— Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Mr. Garrison, Trey Parker, imdb.com

“That Christmas of nineteen-sixty eight, my brother, Wayne, and I fell in love. With color-TV. It was more than love. We were witnessing a modern miracle. And we worshipped it like aborigines from the black-and-white stone-age. It was the first thing we ever agreed on. Even Mom and Karen tended to mi…”

— Bob Brush, Narrator (Adult Kevin), Daniel Stern, imdb.com

“Merry Christmas to all, and to all, shut the hell up!”

— Danny Smith, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“Howard: We're gonna have fun. Look, we'll, we'll pop popcorn, and we'll toast the marshmallows, and we'll drink some cider and trim the tree, and then, later on, I'll read 'The Night Before Christmas.' Joanie: [singing] Jingle bells, jingle bells, boring all the way. Howard: No singing at the table,…”

— Bill Idelson, Howard Cunningham, Tom Bosley, imdb.com

“You know something, sweetheart? Christmas is...well, it's about the best time of the whole year. When you walk down the streets, even for weeks before Christmas comes, and there's lights hanging up, green ones and red ones, sometimes there's snow and everyone's hustling some place. But they don't hu…”

— Marvin Marx, Walter Stone, Ralph Kramden, Jackie Gleason, imdb.com

“Don't talk to me about Christmas, will ya? All that sticky, phony goodwill. I'd like to get a giant candy cane and beat the wings off a sugar plum fairy.”

— Ron Friedman, Oscar Madison, Jack Klugman, imdb.com

“I'm telling you, Tommy, that Santa's a bad guy. He's always watching you, keeping track of everything you do, and then in the middle of the night he breaks into your house with a big bag full of who-knows-what.”

— Peter Gaffney, Chuckie Finster (voice), Nancy Cartwright, imdb.com

“There is a reason people can't wait for Christmas, and it has little to do with family reunions, or curling up with a cup of eggnog, or that unexpected kiss beneath a mistletoe, or receiving a present from that special someone, no, people look forward to Christmas, because they know it's a time for…”

— Bob Daily, Mary Alice Young, Brenda Strong, imdb.com

“You're gonna think it's funny, but I always wanted to work for the post office. And be a mailman. I like that you get to see the same people every day. Bring 'em that check they've been waiting for. Presents for Christmas. You know, be part of the community.”

— Noah Hawley, Gus Grimly, Colin Hanks, imdb.com

“You know it's funny what a young man recollects? 'Cause I don't remember bein' born. I don't recall what I got for my first Christmas and I don't know when I went on my first outdoor picnic. But I do remember the first time I heard the sweetest voice in the wide world.”

— Winston Groom, Charlie Peters, Eric Roth, Ernest Thompson, Forrest Gump, Tom Hanks, amazon.com

“Dear Mother, Well Ma how are you and the family. Am wishing all of you at home a Merry Christmas also give Ralphie and Delores and Mafalda a real nice big Christmas kiss for me. Am in hope of seeing you real soon and will give you your’s. Don’t worry try and be merry and may God Bless all of you. Lo…”

— Al Capone, documentcloud.org

“Frank Costanza: Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon, I realized there had to be another way. Kramer: What happened to the doll? Frank Costanza: It was destroyed. But out of that, a new holiday was…”

— Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, Dan O'Keeffe, Frank Costanza, Jerry Stiller, imdb.com

“The sign of Christmas has also been revealed to us: ‘a baby wrapped in swaddling clothes’. Like the Virgin Mary and Saint Joseph, like the shepherds of Bethlehem, may we welcome in the Baby Jesus the love of God made man for us. And may we commit ourselves, with the help of his grace, to making our…”

— Pope Francis, w2.vatican.va

“The cool thing about Halloween is that it's a uniquely American holiday. I mean, despite its obvious origins in the Celtic festival of Samhain and the Christian All Saints' Day, it really is a melting pot of various immigrants' traditions and beliefs. It became a little more commercialized in the 19…”

— Randy Huggins, Dr. Spencer Reid, Matthew Gray Gubler, imdb.com

“One man's trash is another man's Christmas gift for Dad!”

— Kelvin Yu, Steven Davis, Gene Belcher (voice), Eugene Mirman, imdb.com

“Louise: Our family doesn't celebrate Lobsterfest. We're like Jews on Christmas. Gene: Or Jews for Jesus on Hanukkah. Teddy: Or me at a lesbian bar. Watched the hockey game at a lesbian bar, Bob. It was like I was invisible.”

— Aron Abrams, Gregory Thompson, Bob Belcher, H. John Benjamin, imdb.com

“Bring joy to the world, it's the thing to do, but the world does not revolve around you. Don't be a jerk. Be nice to babies and animals. Old folks, too. 'Cause that's how you'd like them to treat you! Use turn signals. Don't screen my calls. Don't you wreck the house when you deck the halls. Spit yo…”

— Luke Brookshier, Mark Ceccarelli, Derek Iversen, Mr. Lawrence, Spongebob Squarepants, Tom Kenny, imdb.com

“I need to take my family Christmas picture, message me if you have a rocket launcher I can borrow.”

— Dan Bilzerian, twitter.com

“How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas? He was hooked on trees his whole life.”

— Unknown, tcat.tc