“Asher: Has someone had a few too many? Annalise: A whole bottle of vodka, and if you all had balls, you'd be drunk too.”— J.C. Lee, Erika Harrison, Annalise Keating, Viola Davis, imdb.com
“Frank: Hey, warm sun, cool ocean breezes, getting rip sh*t on ham. Mac: Wouldn't you say we're getting... Hammered?”— Glenn Howerton, Mac, Rob McElhenney, imdb.com
“It's when you drink so much that everything goes brown. It's not as severe as a black out because I remember bits and pieces. I call it browning out.”— Charlie Day, Mac, Rob McElhenney, imdb.com
“Mac: Well, maybe it boils down to this, smart guy: Computers are for losers. Dennis: You're drinking a beer at 8:00 in the morning! Mac: Whatever, dude. Irrelevant.”— Rob McElhenney, Dennis Reynolds, Glenn Howerton, imdb.com
“TO GET R*ugghhb*IGGITY RIGGITY WRECKED SOONN”— Ryan Ridley, Tom Kauffman, Justin Roiland, Dan Harmon, Rick Sanchez (voice), Justin Roiland, imdb.com
“I just wanna open the bar and sing songs.”— Ann Biderman, William Wheeler, Abby Donovan, Paula Malcomson, imdb.com
“Go to, thou puritan! the gods above Ordained this wine for us, but not for thee; Drunkards we are by a divine decree, Yea, by the special privilege of heaven Foredoomed to drink and foreordained forgiven.”— Hafiz of Persia, poetryfoundation.org
“Well, HAFIZ, Life’s a riddle—give it up: There is no answer to it but this cup.”— Hafiz of Persia, poetryfoundation.org
“A little learning is a dangerous thing. Drink deep, or taste not the Pierian Spring; There shallow draughts intoxicate the brain, and drinking largely sobers us again.”— Alexander Pope, poetryfoundation.org
“Am I the only one who can work and drink at the same time?”— Erin Levy, Peggy Olson, Elisabeth Moss, imdb.com
“They say as soon you have to cut down on your drinking, you have a drinking problem.”— Janet Leahy, Lisa Albert, Matthew Weiner, Don Draper, Jon Hamm, imdb.com
“Trudy: Have you been drinking? Pete: The whole country's drinking!”— Brett Johnson, Matthew Weiner, Pete Campbell, Vincent Kartheiser, imdb.com
“This is the scariest part of being a blackout drinker: not the inability to remember, the fear that someone else does.”— Katie MacBride, longreads.com
“What's my favorite thing to do in London? Drink. I like to let London choose me. I just stumble around until I find a pub and cosy up. That's been pretty cool. I love your pub culture, and I love the British sense of humor, it's very dry. And a little bit mean.”— Chris Pratt, thedebrief.co.uk
“I don't drink anymore. That was always my biggest problem. I never did cocaine or any of those things. Alcohol was always my enemy, for as far back as I can remember. When I quit drinking and quit smoking cigarettes, a lot of my problems went away.”— Willie Nelson, theboot.com
“When I was out in the bars drinking and fighting I was a little bit less of a peacemaker than I would be if I'd had a coupla hits of a joint and gone and laid down somewhere.”— Willie Nelson, en.wikiquote.org
“In church I was told that if I so much as smoked a cigarette or tasted alcohol, I’d be damned in hell for all eternity…it didn’t take long for me to start thinking that sounded all wrong….I didn’t cotton to the idea that your religion should be flaunted to other people. Your religion is for you, and…”— Willie Nelson, en.wikiquote.org
“My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down—but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let’s all have another round.”— Willie Nelson, open.spotify.com
“Madison Montgomery is a stone-cold bitch who loves hard drinking, big dicks and trouble. If she's dead, it's probably 'cause she got wasted and offered the Grim Reaper a handjob or something.”— Jennifer Salt, Queenie, Gabourey Sidibe, imdb.com
“The irony here is that, as D’Ambrosio points out, women were historically the ones in charge of beer, back when homebrewing was a domestic handicraft along the lines of bread-baking and preserving.”— Gray Chapman, punchdrink.com