Quotes tagged ‘Drinking’

(256 total)

“Kathryn: Me and vodka, not the best idea. Renzo: Then that means it's the best idea!”

— Bekah Brunstetter, Kathryn Kennish, Lea Thompson, imdb.com

“Nobody ever thought of telling Frey she might be killing herself.”

“Nothing beats the heat like a chilled cocktail.”

“We drink it when we've had a bad day, when we’re celebrating, when we’re on a date, at work events, when we’re bored. The list goes on.”

— Matthew Neale, vice.com

“Jamie: I need a whisky. Claire: You've had enough. You need liquids. Water or broth. Jamie: Whisky's a liquid, no? Claire: No.”

— Joy Blake, Jamie Fraser, Sam Heughan, imdb.com

“I am so pleased I gave up drinking. At one point, I never ever imagined going a day. I was a raging alcoholic. When I used to drink booze, I’d buy a Ferrari or whatever, and Sharon would always be getting rid of them so I didn’t do anything stupid when I was drunk.”

— Ozzy Osbourne, theguardian.com

“Stan: Dad, you like to drink. So have a drink once in a while. Have two. If you devote your whole life to completely avoiding something you like, then that thing still controls your life and you've never learned any discipline at all. Randy: But, maybe...I'm just the kind of person who needs to have…”

— Erica Rivinoja, Trey Parker, Stan Marsh, Trey Parker, imdb.com

“Piper Chapman: Are you planning a vacation? Sam Healy: If I were, it would be somewhere you drink rum out of a mini volcano.”

— Jenji Kohan, Sam Healy, Michael Harney, imdb.com

“Come on, let's go drink until we can't feel feelings anymore.”

— Mark Hentemann, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com

“We’re all floating around in the shallow end of a pool in New Orleans and I go to the bar and bring back shots of Jameson for everyone including the will-be groom. Two of his friends jump into the pool from the balcony above and even though I’m baffled by his mentality re: love and marriage, I hope…”

— Kendra Syrdal, thoughtcatalog.com

“Lund: [drunk] Hey, you gonna drink t'the Alliance with me? Six years today, the Alliance sent the Browncoats runnin', pissin' their pants. You know, your coat is kind of a brownish color. Mal: It was on sale. [drinks] Lund: You didn't toast. Y'know, I'm thinkin' you're one o' them In'apendants. Mal:…”

— Tim Minear, Joss Whedon, Malcolm Reynolds, Nathan Fillion, imdb.com

“Richie Cunningham: All we had was beer in teeny-weeny little glasses. Howard Cunningham: How many teeny-weeny little glasses did you have? Richie Cunningham: Seventy-two. Howard Cunningham: I think it's time for some teeny-weeny cups of coffee.”

— Bob Brunner, William Bickley, Richie Cunningham, Ron Howard, imdb.com

“Samantha Stephens: Darren, have you been drinking? Darrin Stephens: Your mother was right! Samantha Stephens: You have been drinking!”

— Bernard Slade, Samantha Stephens, Elizabeth Montgomery, imdb.com

“OK, Rule number 1: Unless you're served in a frosted glass, never come within four feet of my lips.”

— Alex Herschlag, Karen Walker, Megan Mullally, imdb.com

“Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happy Hour.”

— David Isaacs, Ken Levine, Hawkeye Pierce, Alan Alda, imdb.com

“Potter: I gather you drink. Hawkeye: Only to excess.”

— Larry Gelbart, James Fritzell, Everett Greenbaum, Hawkeye Pierce, Alan Alda, imdb.com

“Hawkeye: Let's make a pact about drinking. Trapper: All right. Hawkeye: Let's never stop.”

— Laurence Marks, Hawkeye Pierce, Alan Alda, imdb.com

“Funny. ‘Cause I look around at this world you’re so eager to be a part of, and all I see is six billion lunatics looking for the fastest ride out. Who’s not crazy? Look around. Everyone’s drinking, smoking, shooting up, shooting each other, or just plain screwing their brains out ‘cause they don’t w…”

— Douglas Petrie, Glory, Clare Kramer, imdb.com

“Isn't it a little early for that watermelon to be drunk? I'm talking about you, Grace. You're the watermelon.”

— Howard J. Morris, Marta Kauffman, Frankie Bergstein, Lily Tomlin, imdb.com

“I gotta say, the Chinese know how to make a terrible Scotch.”

— Michael Schur, Daniel J. Goor, Terry Jeffords, Terry Crews, imdb.com