“It may be an unwise man who doesn't learn from his own mistakes, but it's an absolute idiot that doesn't learn from other people's.”— Anne Flett-Giordano, Chuck Ranberg, Dr. Frasier Crane, Kelsey Grammer, imdb.com
“[after blowing up a demon] What an idiot. Doesn't every demon KNOW by now whose house this is?”— Alison Schapker, Monica Breen, Piper Halliwell, Holly Marie Combs, imdb.com
“I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem!”— Alan R. Cohen, Alan Freedland, Hank Hill, Mike Judge, imdb.com
“Now I may be an idiot, but there's one thing I am not sir, and that sir, is an idiot.”— Kirker Butler, Peter Griffin, Seth MacFarlane, imdb.com
“I guess I shouldn't be surprised I have to tell you this. But it's probably a bad idea that you willingly talk to the police, being a criminal and all.”— Vince Gilligan, Peter Gould, Mike Erhmantraut, Jonathan Banks, imdb.com
“Gus: I'm not mad; I'm happy, I'm thrilled. I love looking like an idiot. Shawn: That explains your shoes.”— Steve Franks, Shawn Spencer, James Roday, imdb.com
“God, I'm an idiot. What am I even doing here? I got caught up in Bunchsanity again, I'm a moron!”— Rachel Bloom, Aline Brosh McKenna, Greg Serrano, Santino Fontana, imdb.com
“And the princess and the idiot decided that their kiss didn't mean anything. [JD as The Village Idiot and Elliot as The Princess shake hands] Because in the end... they were both idiots.”— Mark Stegemann, Perry Cox, John C. McGinley, imdb.com
“Turk: Look, man, we all have those bleak moments where we swear we'll never bounce back. Like when I was seventeen, my mom walked in my room with a look that I had never seen. She said, 'it's over Turk... Michael Jordan's career is over.' Dr. Cox: Is anyone a bigger idiot than you? J.D.: Is he the b…”— Kevin Biegel, Christopher Turk, Donald Faison, imdb.com
“Ray: How's Bridg? Abby: She's a little bitch. She thinks I'm an idiot and you're an animal. Ray: Well, she's right about one of us.”— Ann Biderman, Ray Donovan, Liev Schreiber, imdb.com
“She's either an idiot in love, or she's being conned. Which amount to pretty much the same thing.”— Melissa Rosenberg, imdb.com
“Dress like her dad. It releases a hormone called moan-atonin. When you get into an elevator with a woman, press a higher number than her and then make a big deal about it. Push her in a lake. Be one of the tallest guys in the bar and brag about how long your butt-crack is. Sing a song that you suppo…”— Steven Davis, Kelvin Yu, Prince of Persuasia, imdb.com
“My daughter may be an idiot, but she's not stupid.”— Sera Gamble, Ellen Harvelle, Samantha Ferris, imdb.com
“You're not just an idiot, Patrick; you're also my pal!”— Casey Alexander, Chris Mitchell, Spongebob Squarepants, Tom Kenny, imdb.com
“Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.”— Unknown, tcat.tc
“The village called. They’d like their idiot back. You better get going.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“Are you always such an idiot, or do you just show off when I’m around?”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com
“Jesus might love you, but everyone else definitely thinks you’re an idiot.”— Unknown, thoughtcatalog.com