Quotes tagged ‘Idiot’

“A private citizen who’s a phony. He’s a phony. I wasn’t afraid of him at all. I never even thought of it. Now people are saying, 'Well, aren’t you afraid because he’s the president?' I’m like, 'No.' He doesn’t have any kind of real power. Everybody with an IQ of over 100—he loves the IQs—can underst…”

— Rosie O'Donnell, amazon.com

“Because I just thought everyone was an idiot. I always felt like an outsider growing up.”

— Madonna, amazon.com

“You stupid fucking cunt. You, Williamson, I'm talking to you, shithead. You just cost me $6,000. Six thousand dollars, and one Cadillac. That's right. What are you going to do about it? What are you going to do about it, asshole? You're fucking shit. Where did you learn your trade, you stupid fuckin…”

— David Mamet, Ricky Roma, Al Pacino, imdb.com

“My dreams are a cruel joke. They taunt me. Even in my dreams I'm an idiot... who knows he's about to wake up to reality. If I could only avoid sleep. But I can't. I try to tell myself what to dream. I try to dream that I am flying. Something free. It never works...”

— Cameron Crowe, David Aames, Tom Cruise, imdb.com

“Sometimes I feel like everyone I work with is an idiot. And by sometimes I mean all times. All the times. Every of the times!”

— Randall Einhorn, Kevin Malone, Brian Baumgartner, imdb.com

“The Grinch: I tell you Max, I don't know why I ever leave this place. I've got all the company I need right here. [indicates himself…shouts] Hello? Echo: Hello. The Grinch: How are you? Echo: How are you? The Grinch: I asked you first. Echo: I asked you first. The Grinch: Oh right, that's REALLY mat…”

— Jeffrey Price, Peter S. Seaman, Grinch, Jim Carrey, imdb.com

“John O'Neill: Hm. You think I'm a complete moron? Martin Schmidt: You interested in an answer to that question?”

— Dan Futterman, John O'Neill, Jeff Daniels, imdb.com

“Show me a happy loser and I'll show you an idiot without money.”

— Tony Barrett, Stuart Bailey, Efrem Zimbalist Jr., imdb.com

“Jack: [talking privately in the Titanic's gym room] Rose, you're no picnic, all right? You're a spoiled little brat, even, but under that, you're the most amazingly, astounding, wonderful girl, woman that I've ever known... Rose: Jack, I... Jack: No, let me try and get this out. You're ama—I’m not a…”

— James Cameron, Jack Dawson, Leonardo Dicaprio, imdb.com

“Foster: Okie silly dilly dokie-o. I'm an idiot. Mac: That's true.”

— Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Steve Lemme, Erik Stolhanske, Foster, Paul Soter, imdb.com

“Why was I cursed with such idiot sisters?”

— Mick Garris, Neil Cuthbert, David Kirschner, Winifred 'Winnie' Sanderson, Bette Midler, imdb.com