“Baby: You and I are a team, Doc. Doc: Don't feed me any more lines from Monsters Inc. It pisses me off.”— Edgar Wright, Doc, Kevin Spacey, imdb.com
“Where's my goddamn cigarette? What's wrong with this picture!”— James Cameron, Dr. Grace Augustine, Sigourney Weaver, imdb.com
“Just relax and let your mind go blank. That shouldn't be too hard for you.”— James Cameron, Dr. Grace Augustine, Sigourney Weaver, imdb.com
“Dr. Grace Augustine: Jake, that armor's too thick. Trust me. It's a territorial threat display. Do not run or he'll charge. Jake Sully: What do I do? Dance with it?”— James Cameron, Jake Sully, Sam Worthington, imdb.com
“For a guy with three hearts you're not very nice.”— Andrew Stanton, Victoria Strouse, Dory (voice), Ellen Degeneres, imdb.com
“VH1 Reporter: Derek, are you worried about Hansel? Derek Zoolander: Uhh, not as much as I'm worried about Gretel.”— Drake Sather, Ben Stiller, Derek Zoolander, Ben Stiller, imdb.com
“Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now!”— Ben Stiller, Drake Sather, Jacobim Mugatu, Will Ferrell, imdb.com
“Josh: I think I'd really like to check out Environmental Law. Mel: Why? You want to have a miserable, frustrating life? Cher: Oh, Josh will have that no matter what he does.”— Amy Heckerling, Cher Horowitz, Alicia Silverstone, imdb.com
“Mel: At least he knows what he's doing. And he's in a good college. I'd like to see you have a little bit of direction. Cher: I have direction. Josh: Yeah, towards the mall.”— Amy Heckerling, Josh Lucas, Paul Rudd, imdb.com
“Amber: Ms. Stoeger, my plastic surgeon doesn’t want me doing any activity where balls fly at my nose. Dionne: Well, there goes your social life.”— Amy Heckerling, Dionne Davenport, Stacey Dash, imdb.com
“Cher: Been shopping with Dr. Seuss? Dionne: Well at least I wouldn’t skin a collie to make my back pack. Cher: It’s faux.”— Amy Heckerling, Cher Horowitz, Alicia Silverstone, imdb.com
“Cher: I want to do something for humanity. Josh: How about sterilization?”— Amy Heckerling, Josh Lucas, Paul Rudd, imdb.com
“Mel: Where are you? Cher: I’m just having a snack at my girlfriend’s. Mel: Where, in Kuwait? Cher: Is that in the valley?”— Amy Heckerling, Cher Horowitz, Alicia Silverstone, imdb.com
“Amber: Was I the only one listening? I thought it reeked. Cher: No, I believe that’s your designer imposter perfume.”— Amy Heckerling, Cher Horowitz, Alicia Silverstone, imdb.com
“Well I was just asking; it seemed plausible enough given your record of generally being the worst human in existence.”— Diablo Cody, Bren MacGuff, Allison Janney, imdb.com
“Oh, you think you're so special because you get to play Picture Pages up there? Well, my five year old daughter could do that and let me tell you, she's not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed.”— Diablo Cody, Bren MacGuff, Allison Janney, imdb.com
“Tell Ethan I’ll pick him up tomorrow. Don’t baptize him while I’m gone.”— Sheila Lawrence, Miriam “Midge” Maisel, Rachel Brosnahan, imdb.com
“So this is what you were missing Joel? Pot roast and Santa Claus?”— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Miriam “Midge” Maisel, Rachel Brosnahan, imdb.com
“I don’t have my apartment anymore. You have my apartment. You have a lot of my things, actually. You’re welcome.”— Amy Sherman-Palladino, Miriam “Midge” Maisel, Rachel Brosnahan, imdb.com