“Blair Warner: [insulting Jo's clothes] She must think we're into nostalgia, she's still wearing flared jeans. Joanne 'Jo' Polniaczek: Uh, in a minute you're gonna be wearing flared teeth!”— Jerry Mayer, Joanne Jo Polniaczek, Nancy McKeon, imdb.com
“Murphy: You know, a lot of things went through my head in the last fifty-six minutes, but the same thought kept coming back to me. You saw your brass ring and you went for it. It took a lot of chutzpah. I have to respect a person for that. Corky: Gee, Murphy, I'm so glad you feel that way. Murphy: I…”— Korby Siamis, Murphy Brown, Candice Bergen, imdb.com
“You send me 12 men, I will return you 12 sets of testicles in a bag, and we can watch your little whores devour them together, before I chop off your trotters and boil them.”— Steven Knight, James Keziah Delaney, Tom Hardy, imdb.com
“You shut your got-dang mouth or I'll shove that Ditch Witch down your throat and dig a tunnel straight through to sunshine!”— Alan R. Cohen, Alan Freedland, Hank Hill, Mike Judge, imdb.com
“Get away from my wife or next time I'll aim for the mannequin and hit you.”— Pete Huyck, Dale Gribble, Johnny Hardwick, imdb.com
“Maybe I should tie the long hair on your head to the short hair on your ass and kick you down the street!”— Alan Freedland, Alan R. Cohen, Hank Hill, Mike Judge, imdb.com
“Chef: [talking to Cartman, who's dressed like a Klansman] Remind me to whoop your ass good next time I see you.”— Philip Stark, Matt Stone, Trey Parker, Chef, Isaac Hayes, imdb.com
“Jimbo: Okay, each of you young'uns take a gun, a beer, and some smokes. Cartman: Hey! I didn't get a gun! [Jimbo gives a rifle to Cartman] Sweet. This is like the gun I used in 'Nam. Stan: You weren't in Vietnam, Cartman! Ned: Were you stationed in DA Nang? Stan: Cartman always makes stuff up, Ned,…”— Matt Stone, Eric Cartman, Trey Parker, imdb.com
“If you were to ever part from me, I would destroy you.”— Our Lady J, Janet Mock, Elektra Abundance, Dominique Jackson, imdb.com
“Jones, Garcia, why don't you show Jerry here what a nice street we got outside? Just make sure when he lands he don't hit my new car.”— Richard Christian Matheson, Prince, imdb.com
“If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.”— Joss Whedon, Shepherd Derrial Book, Ron Glass, imdb.com
“You tell Sal it’s over. The guns are bought. The killing room is waiting. He doesn’t know it, but he’s a dead man.”— John Stephens, Oswald Cobblepot / Penguin, Robin Lord Taylor, imdb.com
“A year ago, I held Fish Mooney’s umbrella. Now she’s dead by my hand. Along with Maroni. Falcone is in hiding, and all of their businesses are mine. They all underestimated me. I suggest you not make the same mistake.”— Danny Cannon, Oswald Cobblepot / Penguin, Robin Lord Taylor, imdb.com
“There's a compound bow and a machete with a red handle. That's what I'm gonna use to kill you.”— Scott M. Gimple, Rick Grimes, Andrew Lincoln, imdb.com
“Hershel Greene: If you understand what it's like to have a daughter, then how can you threaten to kill someone else's? The Governor: Because they aren't mine.”— Seth Hoffman, The Governor, David Morrissey, imdb.com
“Shane Walsh: You think I'd shoot Rick? That is my best friend. That's the man that I love, I love him like he's my brother. You think that's the kind of man I am? Dale Horvath: That's right. Shane Walsh: Well maybe we oughta just think that through. See, if I'm the kind of man that would gun down hi…”— Angela Kang, Shane Walsh, Jon Bernthal, imdb.com
“Darrin Stephens: I'm doing this for Sam's good. Believe me, I know every ache and pain that she has, and it hurts me more than her. Endora: It doesn't yet, but it will.”— Howard Leeds, imdb.com
“You're a riot, Alice. You're a regular riot. Hope they like those jokes on the moon, 'cause that's where you're goin'.”— A.J. Russell, Herbert Finn, Ralph Kramden, Jackie Gleason, imdb.com
“Touch my 'L,' sweetie, and your teeth go to Peoria!”— Arthur Silver, Laverne De Fazio, Penny Marshall, imdb.com