Quotes tagged ‘Wealth’
(133 total)
“Uh, yes, most likely, yes. I'm, uh, H. E. Pennypacker. I'm a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and, uh, a bicyclist. And, um, yes, I'm looking for a place where I can settle down with my, uh, peculiar habits, and, uh, the women that I frequent with.”
— Gregg Kavet, David Mandel, Bruce Eric Kaplan, Spike Feresten, Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, Dan O'Keeffe, Andy Robin, Steve Koren, Jennifer Crittenden, Cosmo Kramer, Michael Richards, imdb.com
“I think I could be a philanthropist. a kick-ass philanthropist! I would have all this money and people would love me. Then they would come to me and beg! And if I felt like it, I would help them out. And then they would owe me big time!”
— Alec Berg, Jeff Schaffer, Dan O'Keeffe, George Costanza, Jason Alexander, imdb.com