You dirt-eating piece of slime! You scum-sucking pig! You son of a motherless goat!
— Lorne Michaels, Randy Newman, Steve Martin, Lucky Day, Steve Martin, ¡Three Amigos!
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Jefe: I have put many beautiful pinatas in the storeroom, each of them filled with little suprises. El Guapo: Many pinatas? Jefe: Oh yes, many! El Guapo: Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas? Jefe: A what? El Guapo: A plethora. Jefe: Oh yes, you have a plethora. El Guapo: Jefe, what is a pleth…
— Lorne Michaels, Randy Newman, Steve Martin, Jefe, Tony Plana, ¡Three Amigos!
Lucky Day: Reading telegram: ‘Three Amigos, Hollywood, California. You are very great. 100,000 pesos. Come to Santa Poco put on show, stop. The In-famous El Guapo.’ Dusty Bottoms: What does that mean, in-famous? Ned Nederlander: Oh, Dusty. In-famous is when you're MORE than famous. This man El Guapo…
— Lorne Michaels, Randy Newman, Lucky Day, Steve Martin, ¡Three Amigos!
In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal…
— Lorne Michaels, Randy Newman, Lucky Day, Steve Martin, ¡Three Amigos!
Lucky Day: Not so fast, El Guapo! Or I'll pump you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil! El Guapo: What do you mean? Lucky Day: I don't know. Jefe: I think he means that if you... El Guapo: Shut up!
— Lorne Michaels, Randy Newman, Lucky Day, Steve Martin, ¡Three Amigos!
I’m So Nervous at Work, and It’s Holding Me Back!
— Allison Green, ‘I’m So Nervous at Work, and It’s Holding Me Back!’
The actor spoke with Vogue about Catherine the Great’s real-life legacy, the importance of equitable representation for women, and what she looks for in any new role.
— Jenna Adrian-Diaz, Vogue, Helen Mirren on ‘Catherine the Great,’ ‘The Good Liar,’ and Equality in Hollywood
[with the CITs around a campfire] It's a weird moon. The moon kills, you know. It feeds off the earth. On a night like this, one of us could get up in the middle of the night, grab an ax, and cut somebody's head off. I remember a night like this, a few years ago. A guy and a girl went out driving. I…
— Harold Ramis, Len Blum, Daniel Goldberg, Janis Allen, Triipper Harrison, Bill Murray, Meatballs
Tripper: Roxanne, I have what doctors call ‘very active glands.’ You're the first person I've told, my folks don't even know. Roxanne: Well, maybe you can have surgery without them knowing. Tripper: Awww, heck with surgery! Let's wrestle!
— Harold Ramis, Len Blum, Daniel Goldberg, Janis Allen, Triipper Harrison, Bill Murray, Meatballs
Rudy: I saw you dancing with Roxanne. Tripper: Oh yeah? Well, she sorta cornered me and there was nothing I could do without embarrassing her. Rudy: Do you like her? Tripper: Well I feel sorry for her, you know. She's got a glass eye. And, uh, I'm one of the few people who knows exactly which eye to…
— Harold Ramis, Len Blum, Daniel Goldberg, Janis Allen, Triipper Harrison, Bill Murray, Meatballs
Tripper: I'm takin' the C.I.T.s on an overnight for the next couple days so you're gonna have to do your own training, son. I want you to run two miles today and two and a half tomorrow. Rudy: I've never run that far. Tripper: Neither have I but somebody's gotta do it. I can't be expected to do it.…
— Harold Ramis, Len Blum, Daniel Goldberg, Janis Allen, Triipper Harrison, Bill Murray, Meatballs
OK, the zone's not working. They're a little too big to play man-to-man. And we can't shoot for shit.
— Harold Ramis, Len Blum, Daniel Goldberg, Janis Allen, Triipper Harrison, Bill Murray, Meatballs
Important announcement—some hunters have been seen in the woods near Piney Ridge trail and the fish and game commission has raised the legal kill limit on campers to three. So, if you're hiking today, please wear something bright and keep low.
— Harold Ramis, Len Blum, Daniel Goldberg, Janis Allen, Triipper Harrison, Bill Murray, Meatballs
You must be the short, depressed kid we ordered.
— Harold Ramis, Len Blum, Daniel Goldberg, Janis Allen, Triipper Harrison, Bill Murray, Meatballs
Attention. Here's an update on tonight's dinner. It was veal. I repeat, veal. The winner of tonight's mystery meat contest is Jeffrey Corbin who guessed ‘some kind of beef.’
— Harold Ramis, Len Blum, Daniel Goldberg, Janis Allen, Triipper Harrison, Bill Murray, Meatballs
Mmmmm. Look at all those steaming wieners. Do you know what they're saying? They're saying, ‘This is the year that Fink beats 'The Stomach'. [Fink picks up a hot dog and holds it to his ear] No, it's a couple of them over here... but they're saying it.
— Harold Ramis, Len Blum, Daniel Goldberg, Janis Allen, Triipper Harrison, Bill Murray, Meatballs
Kids are starving in India and you're walking around with a sombrero full of peanuts.
— Harold Ramis, Len Blum, Daniel Goldberg, Janis Allen, Triipper Harrison, Bill Murray, Meatballs
Wendy: Tripper, I'm looking forward to some action this summer. I hope you can supply it. Tripper: I'll supply it for you, but the guy you gotta watch out for is Spaz! Wendy: Spaz? Tripper: He's a sex machine. Wendy: He couldn't wake me up with a trumpet and a drum! Tripper: Well I went out with him…
— Harold Ramis, Len Blum, Daniel Goldberg, Janis Allen, Triipper Harrison, Bill Murray, Meatballs
Attention campers, afternoon swim schedule is as follows. Advanced dolphins, report to the dock for survival swimming and I.Q. testing. All senior silverfish, meet on the beach for nude sunbathing. All junior salmon, trout, and herring, report to the nearest delicatessen. And six-year-old tadpoles,…
— Harold Ramis, Len Blum, Daniel Goldberg, Janis Allen, Triipper Harrison, Bill Murray, Meatballs
But, the real excitement of course is going to come at the end of the summer, during Sexual Awareness Week. We import two hundred hookers from around the world, and each camper, armed with only a thermos of coffee and two thousand dollars cash, tries to visit as many countries as he can. The winner…
— Harold Ramis, Len Blum, Daniel Goldberg, Janis Allen, Triipper Harrison, Bill Murray, Meatballs