I think you’re the best. Like custard.
— Becky Lucas, Liz Doran, Hannah Gadsby, Thomas Ward, Josh Thomas, Tom, Thomas Ward, Coq Au Vin
I think you’re the best. Like custard.
— Becky Lucas, Liz Doran, Hannah Gadsby, Thomas Ward, Josh Thomas, Tom, Thomas Ward, Coq Au Vin
I don’t really have nothing serious I would say to 25-year-old me. It wasn’t that long ago, I’m kind of the same bitch, except I just have better hair.
You have to dig through the soil and hit the gravel layers and then blast through the granite. None of these things are related to your child at all.
— Heather Havrilesky, 'My Kid Is Nonbinary, and I Can’t Get Over It’
We need to show you off to the world like the royal baby.
— Thomas Ward, Liz Doran, Josh Thomas, Tom, Thomas Ward, Natural Spring Water
Between Hermione and me, feminism's basically fixed.
— Becky Lucas, Liz Doran, Hannah Gadsby, Thomas Ward, Josh Thomas, Ella, Emily Barclay, Coq Au Vin
I buy fair trade chocolate. I like that tastes less like poor people’s tears.
— Becky Lucas, Liz Doran, Hannah Gadsby, Thomas Ward, Josh Thomas, Tom, Thomas Ward, Coq Au Vin
I should be the foremost expert on what’s good for me, but I’m not.
— Liz Doran, Thomas Ward, Josh Thomas, Ella, Emily Barclay, Natural Spring Water
I've always thought monogamy was archaic.
— Liz Doran, Josh Thomas, Thomas Ward, Hannah Gadsby, Becky Lucas, Arnold, Keegan Joyce, Coq Au Vin
Just because YOU decide to move on and have a fresh start does not mean the men you slept with will allow you to have a fresh start.
— AB-Writes, Your Sugar Daddy Doesn’t Want You To Read This…
I think she is better off with two happy parents apart, than two sad ones together.
— Liz Doran, Thomas Ward, Josh Thomas, Mae, Renee Lim, Natural Spring Water
Readers are stuck in a kind of literary social network purgatory.
— Angela Lashbrook, Almost Everything About Goodreads Is Broken
Any decent realtor, walking you through a real shithole, chirps on about good bones: This place could be beautiful, right? You could make this place beautiful.
I'm not losing control. I'm taking control.
— Thomas Ward, Liz Doran, Josh Thomas, Arnold, Keegan Joyce, Natural Spring Water
Be as gay as you like! Shower yourself in dick and glitter.
— Hannah Gadsby, Liz Doran, Thomas Ward, Josh Thomas, Donna, Gina Riley, Croquembouche
You don't have to be resilient. It's okay to break.
— Thomas Ward, Liz Doran, Hannah Gadsby, Josh Thomas, Arnold, Keegan Joyce, Croquembouche
It just really hurts to know that I need to take pills simply to function.
— Thomas Ward, Liz Doran, Hannah Gadsby, Josh Thomas, Hannah, Hannah Gadsby, Croquembouche
Sex is a chore. I always try to avoid.
— Hannah Gadsby, Thomas Ward, Liz Doran, Josh Thomas, Hannah, Hannah Gadsby, Croquembouche
So, sometimes, I put my penis in your son's butt. But also, I mean, I do not litter!
— Thomas Ward, Liz Doran, Hannah Gadsby, Josh Thomas, Josh, Josh Thomas, Croquembouche
The ice cream company says it's been created with 'a sweet swirl of justice under the lid.'
— Lauren M. Johnson, CNN, A new Ben & Jerry's flavor is meant to highlight criminal justice reform
What matters is that you're a good person.
— Thomas Ward, Josh Thomas, Alan, David Roberts, Simple Carbohydrates