“Look, in the future, we're all gonna be either a Lyft driver or a billionaire.”Tagged: Lyft , Billionaire, Money
“Smooches are for the weekend and the last I checked, it's Wednesday.”Tagged: Kissing, Smooches , Weekend
“You're gonna sit on his face and use that hair as a seat belt.”Tagged: face, Simile Examples, Seatbelt , hair
“You're gonna fellate him so hard, he's gonna forget the Pledge of Allegiance.”Tagged: Pledge of Allegiance, hard, forget
“Jonathan Van Ness: What is your grooming situation, sweetie? Coach Steve: I call it the brush. Jonathan Van Ness: Okay. Coach Steve: 'Cause it's one brush I use for all my parts, my head, my teeth, my peena. Jonathan Van Ness: Your peena? Coach Steve: And my asshole. Jonathan Van Ness: Jesus in my…”Tagged: Queer Eye, Jonathan Van Ness, grooming, Brush
“You don't have to be an astrophysicist to know that you're a star.”Tagged: astrophysicist, Star, sweet
“I think I thought I was, like, a big dick boy, but I think I was just being a dick.”Tagged: Boy, mean, Apology
“We hate camp. It stinks like trees. And the boy only likes to poop at home.”Tagged: camp, Trees, Stinks, summer camp