“Marty Glouberman doesn't relax. The man eats on the toilet to save time.”Tagged: relax, Eat, Toilet, Saving Time
“We've got wet salami sandwiches in tinfoil, a thermos of clam chowder, and some Chex Mix in an old Band-Aid box. Help yourself.”Tagged: wet, salami, Sandwich, Chex Mix , Travel Food
“What is the point of research papers? Every thing's on Wikipedia, and it's all completely accurate.”Tagged: Wikipedia, Research Papers , accurate
“Nick: I mean until Trump got elected, Harriet Tubman was going to be on the $20 bill. Andrew: Oh yeah, what happened with that? Nick: I think it's gonna be Papa John now.”Tagged: Harriet Tubman, Papa John, Pizza, Money
“I am not a kid, for your information. I am 60 years old. I remember when Moses was president.”Tagged: Moses, Old, President
“Gay Town sounds fun, but I've thought a lot about it, and I belong in Biami.”Tagged: gay, Bi, sexuality
“Yeah, I feel like a dirty piece of meat. Like a slab of prime rib that knows what's what.”Tagged: dirty, Meat, metaphor example