“Since when did being called a beautiful genital become an insult?”Tagged: Questions, beauty, Genital
“You guys don't understand the politics of childhood.”Tagged: Understand, Politics, Childhood, peer pressure
“Will, if you're a pussy and you're a gaping asshole, then I must be the world's luckiest taint.”Tagged: extended metaphor, Lucky
“This might be my morning soda talking, but fuck everybody, I'm outta here.”Tagged: Morning, soda, Caffeine, out, Leaving
“I will smash your brain into a smoothie and drink your thoughts!”Tagged: Smash, Brain, smoothie, Thoughts
“All you had to do was kiss a dude. Most straight guys do it on accident.”Tagged: kiss, Dude, straight, make-out
“I'm not nervous. I'm just uncertain how things will go and, therefore, deeply terrified.”Tagged: Nerves, Nervous, Terrifed
“What are you gonna wear? What am I gonna wear? What are my dicks gonna wear? Probably just, like, a cute top and jeans.”Tagged: wear, Clothes, Cute, getting ready
“Pressure, yes. Let's get your mom's panini press. We'll make a pan-enis. The house will smell for weeks.”Tagged: Smell, Panini, Gross, pressure
“Wrong? We're in Florida. The state bird is a chicken finger.”Tagged: Florida, state, State Bird, Chicken Finger