“As far as I can make out 'edgy' occurs when middlebrow, middle-aged profiteers are looking to suck the energy--not to mention the spending money--out of the 'youth culture.' So they come up with this fake concept of 'seeming to be dangerous when every move they make is the result of market research…”Tagged: Edgy, Money, youth culture, fake
“Jane: Did we just see a U.F.O.? Daria: You're getting paranoid. It's probably just an informal get-together of local stalkers. You know, hang out, swap stories, try out each other's skeleton keys.”Tagged: UFO, Paranoid, Local Stalkers, hang out, Sassy
“Do you think I'm a rigid, unrealistic, unforgiving self-righteous jerk who can't hold on to a friend?”Tagged: Rigid, unrealistic, Jerk, Friendship
“Why, oh why can't she just have a substance abuse problem like a normal mom?”Tagged: Substance Abuse, normal, Mom
“Quinn: Oh my gosh! If I hadn't gotten up at just that second, that would've hit my head. Daria: Or, something vital.”Tagged: Sassy, Injury, Head, vital
“Quinn: Eww! You're not really gonna eat all that fat, are you? Daria: No, I'm going to stick it in my boots 'cause I love the squishy, squishy feeling 'round my toes.”Tagged: fat, Eat, Squish, Boots, Gross
“I can't get the phrase, 'damn idiot teachers with their damn idiot brains,' out of my head.”Tagged: idiots, Teachers, Brain, Frustration
“Helen: Oh my, where is everyone? Daria: Dad, Tom and Jeffy are outside trying to catch a squirrel and Quinn's in her room crying. Helen: Why? What happened? Daria: Male bonding, I guess.”Tagged: Crying, Male Bonding, Sassy
“Now, over here is the lunchroom. As middle school veterans, you already know that this is the center for spitballs, laughing milk up through your nose, and food poisoning of every variety.”Tagged: Lunchroom, Middle School, high school, Veterans, Showing The Ropes